Significantly Heavier

Episode Information

Date of video

July 28th, 2015

Date of upload

August 18th, 2015

Duration

5 minutes 58 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Logan George

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Logan George

Glenn Kneebone

Brought to you by

David McRitchie

Mike Chaput

Mariel

Location

Fillmore, Utah

Garden of Eat'n

Best Western

Riverdale, Utah

In-N-Out Burger

Inkom, Idaho

The Village Mart

Dubois, Idaho

Missoula, Montana

Weather

Fillmore, Utah

Clear

Temperature: 67°F/19°C

Wind: 9 mph

Humidity: 25%

Fillmore, Utah

Clear

Temperature: 71°F/22°C

Wind: 6.9 mph

Humidity: 50%

Inkom, Idaho

Clear

Temperature: 72°F/22°C

Wind: 5.8 mph

Humidity: 21%

Dubois, Idaho

Partly Cloudy

Temperature: 68°F/20°C

Wind: Calm

Humidity: 25%

Missoula, Montana

Clear

Temperature: 57°F/14°C

Wind: 3.5 mph

Humidity: 64%

Anthropometry

Weight: No data

Body Fat: No data

Heart Rate: 64 bpm

Blood Pressure: 109/66 mmhg

Season Four Stats

Distance

Driven: 1230 mi/1979 km

Food

Chipotle: 1

Earl of Sandwich: 1

In-N-Out: 1

McDonald's: 1

Misc

Papyrus: 1

Transcript

Garden Of Eat'n

Michael: The menu's in papyrus!

Waitress: Coffee for everyone?

Michael: I'm good with water.

Best Western

Michael: I think I slept for maybe three and a half hours? Whenever I'm low on sleep, the first thing that starts to feel weird is that my, uh, my digestive tract gets a little bit, uh, upset.

In-N-Out

Michael: So this is the last In-N-Out on our route to Montana last chance for burgers. Burgers of, uh, this caliber, at least.

Uh, can I get a double double please, with no onions?

Cashier: Alright, that'll be $3.78 please. Thank you.

In Michael's Car

Michael: Inkom, Idaho.

Logan: Population: 852.

Michael: Did you look that up on the internet?

Logan: I think it 852. 854. Yeah, it was on the sign when we came in.

The Village Mart

Michael: This is the only gas station that I've ever been to where they let you pump your gas before you pay. And then you go inside and pay. They also have a walk in fridge with soda in it. It's so cold in here. But also, so cool. Heh heh heh heh.

Outside

Michael: We just stopped for a bathroom break, and it's pretty here. So I'm gonna try to climb up this hill and get a good shot.

Weird, there's a helipad right here. It's a nice place to park my helicopter.

In Michael's Car

Michael: We're almost home! How far away is Missoula, Montana?

Siri: Missoula is about 54 miles away as the crow flies.

Michael: You made it.

Logan: Yeah.

Michael: Congrats.

Logan: Thanks.

Michael: Phew, now I just gotta get myself home. There are so many dead insects on the windshield. Okay, I made it. We're home, now you can come off the windshield.

Michael's Apartment

Michael: We made it home! It's so dark in here. Shed some light on the situation.

Stefan's opening up some drones. My new computer arrived replacing my almost four year old laptop, which is on it's last legs. Glenn is here.

Glenn: Hey.

Michael: Held down the fort while we were gone.

Glenn: Spoiled the cats.

Michael: Did the kitties behave?

Glenn: Oh, yeah.

Michael: Did you behave?

Glenn: Yes. (all laugh)

Katelyn: Bum bum bum bum

Michael: Lalalala! This is significantly heavier than my old laptop.

Katelyn: Yeah, look at that beast.

Michael: Feel it.

Katelyn: Look at that beast. Oh, jesus.

Michael: I was sad that they didn't make laptops as small as the one I have anymore, I have an 11 inch, but alienware doesn't make them in 11 inches anymore. I really wanted the 4k display, but they only made that in the 15 inch so, I went with the 15 inch.

Katelyn: Yours was kind of too small to do a lot of your editing on anyway.

Michael: It's true. I think my, uh, editing productivity will be much higher on this.

Stefan: Can you tur- Oh god! (drone making noises) Can I turn less than 90 degrees? Oh god. (laughter) Ahh!

Katelyn: The kitties don't like that.

(Everyone laughs)

Stefan: The hell is this. Who designed this? Uh... (drone making noises) Oh, where'd it go? Where's the cat? Can I get on your bed? Oh god! Low battery!

Michael: Now Stefan's got the other drone. This one's smaller, but it has propellers!

Stefan: This one's more complicated. Oh god. (propeller noise) Uh... Ahhh! Not this way! How do you, I don't even know what I'm doing. (propeller noise) Oh god! Okay, okay. Land. Land. Interesting.

Michael: I ordered some pizza to celebrate our homecoming. I'm gonna finish getting my computer set up, and then I'm gonna got to sleep because I do have to be at work in like, nine hours. Thanks for watching, I'll see you tomorrow.