Vomit in Their Mouths
Episode Information[edit | edit source]
- Date of video
- May 15th, 2015
- Date of upload
- July 4th, 2015
- Duration
- 5 minutes 12 seconds
- Edited by
- Michael Aranda
- Appearances by
- Michael Aranda
- Claire Grosvenor
- Nick Jenkins
- Nicole Sweeney
- Jessi Knudsen Castañeda
- Caitlin Hofmeister
- Hank Green
- Henry Reich
- Stefan Chin
- Brought to you by
- James Hyman
- Shanda Dalton
Location[edit | edit source]
- Missoula, Montana
- EcoGeek Offices
- University of Montana
Weather[edit | edit source]
Mostly Cloudy
High: 84°F/29°C
Low: 72°F/22°C
Humidity: 85%
Anthropometry[edit | edit source]
Weight: 182.8 lbs/82.9 kg
Body Fat: 20%
Heart Rate: 57 bpm
Blood Pressure: 123/73 mmhg
2015 Statistics[edit | edit source]
Distance Jogged: 107.4 mi/172.8 km
Flights: 11
Bacon Slaps: 5
Hikes to the M: 7
Pizzas Consumed: 28
Visits to HuHot: 8
Visits to Chipotle: 2
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Michael's Apartment
Michael: I haven't slept yet but, I did get a lot of editing done. Like, five episodes of things that needed to be done by like, Monday or Tuesday, it's all done. That means I don't have to be stressing out too much about stuff while I'm in Toronto this weekend.
In Michael's Car
Michael: I'm on my way to the office. We're gonna shoot some Crash Course stuff, and then we've got, uh, Sci Show talk show to shoot this afternoon, and in between those things, I'm going to attempt to do my computer science final assignment thing that's due tonight.
Crash Course Set
Michael: It's time for some Crash Course, right Abby? Right. Apparently Claire's gonna do some push ups or something on camera. It's gonna be real muscular. Let me get a close up of that musculature.
Nick: Jumping jacks, lifting something heavy, so it's gonna be that paint can.
Claire: Kay.
Michael: Did you like that, that dramatic paint can zoom?
Nicole: Oh yeah.
Nick: Kay. I'm gonna get her knees, actually.
Nicole: Mmkay.
Claire: I know, I know.
Nick: Oh, good girl.
Claire: Oh, yeah.
Nick: Good girl.
Are you rolling?
Nicole: Yep.
Claire: Oh,
(laughter)
Nick: Oh that side eye.
Nicole: Ohhohoho, oh no.
Nick: Abby.
Claire: You're okay
Nicole: Abby.
Nick: You're fine, stay.
Nicole: It's okay.
Nick: You're fine. Just stay. Relax.
Nicole: There's so much rage in that little face right now.
Claire: What does it look like?
Nick: That's a lot of rage.
Nicole: There's a lot of like, really intense feelings, emotions.
Nick: You can put her down now.
Nicole: She's gonna bark.
Nick: Good girl. (Abby barks)
(laughter)
Claire: It's a growling experience.
Sci Show Talk Show Set
Michael: Henry's gettin' mic'd up.
Henry: Yeah.
Blake de Pastino: And then the continent that we're on now is Laramidia. So, you and I and other western Americans are Laramidians.
Jessi: Do you want...
Michael: Can we see the bigger one?
Jessi: Yeah.
Michael: Wuhh
Hank: Oh, baby birds.
Michael: What?
Hank: What are they?
Michael: What?
Jessi: European Starlings.
Hank: Oh, starlings.
Jessi: Yeah, I know they're super cool, but I know they're invasive.
Stefan: Vomit in their mouths!
(laughter)
Outside The Office
Michael: Whilst we were filming the talk show, there was an accident out here. Apparently, uh, some cars, uh, met each other very quickly.
We just finished filming the talk show. At this point I've been awake for like, 32 hours straight so, I'm not feeling the best but, I told Claire that I'd take graduation pictures for her, so I'm gonna go do that now. And then I've still gotta finish that computer science final thing by midnight.
In Michael's Car
Michael: And then I've got to pack for Canada, and then sleep, and then get up to go to Claire's graduation in the morning, and then go to the airport. Basically. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna have a stroke is what's gonna happen.
University of Montana
Claire: Is this a good outfit?
Michael: That looks really nice.
Claire: Thanks.
Michael: Is this a graduation present from Keiko?
Keiko: Yes.
Claire: Aww, Keiko, you're so sweet!
'Keiko: Isn't it so earthy?
Claire: Yeah. (laughter) you always get me the best
Michael: It's so earthy. What is it?
Claire: I love it.
Keiko: Because you're earthy.
Claire: I am earthy. Look it.
Michael:' Oh, it's so earthy. What does that mean?
Keiko: Stop! I look so bad!
Michael: What is, okay, but Keiko, what does earthy mean?
Keiko: Claire likes animals and plants, and I don't.
Michael: That is, that is neither and animal nor plant.
Keiko: But it's green.
Claire: Yes, but it's earthy colors,
Keiko: Like a plant.
Claire: The tones are earthy.
Michael: Okay.
We just finished taking pictures of Claire, in her, uh, her get out, get get out? In her get up. In her graduation get up.
Claire: These are all the things that are mine.
Michael: These are all the things that are yours?
Claire: Yep. This is everything that I own.
Michael: I'm gonna go finish my computer science final now.
Michael's Apartment
Michael: So for this computer science final project thing, we had to make two programs. With this first one, you had to make a program where someone should be able to type in "hello", "goodbye", or "thank you" in this box right here, and then I can go to French, or German, or Spanish, and it translates in correctly. The program itself is kind of ugly, but, uh, whatever.
For the second program, the professor gave us two text files with a bunch of data, uh, and we had to write a program that would parse through that data, and then use it to do calculations. So, not that this means anything to you but, this is the output of that program calculating that Kanye's net calories were -2116.
Alright, when I click this button, I will turn in my final assignment, not only for computer science, but for the entire school year. Duh nah nah.
So, now that I've been up for 38 hours straight, I'm gonna pass out now. So, thanks for watching this video. I will see you in like, eight hours.