Two Girls One Hug

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of Video
January 1, 2016
Date of Upload
January 26, 2016
Duration
5 minutes 52 seconds
Brought to you by
Richard Leo Taylor
Sacha Mitchell
Zainab Almahdi
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Lysandre Nadeau
Glenn Kneebone
Katelyn Salem
Nicole Sweeney
Index
Credits
Michael Aranda - Camera, Editing, Coloring, Music, Sound
Braelynn Luedtke - Editing, Coloring

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Charlie McDonnell: Hello I’m Charlie McDonnell, and you are watching WhatImDoingRightNow.

Which is not actually true is it.

You’re about to watch what Michael did… a month ago.

Enjoy.

(Wind blowing)

(Mechanism whirring)

(Epic, bright music)


Michael Aranda: It’s a new year.

How does that make you feel?


Lysandre Nadeau: Uhh… (laughing) I dunno.

(Quietly, sheepishly) New year! Yay! 2016!

Aww. That is really cute (laughs).

(Lysandre speaks French)


Michael: You makin’ fun of me?


Lysandre: Noooo, I’m just saying it’s fir—it’s January first!

And my first vlog on my channel! And actually didn’t understand what I was saying there,

so you were like (gasp)

(Dramatic Mariachi music)

(Full blown Mariachi music)


Michael: Well, I did it.

I ate Chipotle…

One hundred days in a row.

Now if only I can apply that same level of discipline

to parts of my life that actually matter.


Michael: We’ve come to REI to get Lysandre some hiking shoes

so we can go explore in the snow.

Lysandre: Yaas!


Michael: Right now her shoes are…

not acceptable for snow hiking.

She didn’t like the selection that REI had,

so now we’re at Ross.

Lysandre: Yeah! I like the selection.

I didn’t like the price. This is 30.


Michael: (Unconvinced) She didn’t like the price.


Lysandre: (Chuckling) ‘Cause I’m never gonna use them again!

That works! Why not?


Michael: I mean I guess.

They look a little more… fashionable.


Lysandre: They’re not really comfy (laughs).


Michael: (Snickering) I’m not surprised.

You got boots!


Lysandre: I got boots! That hi—(laughing) for hiking!


Michael: I still think that your feet are gonna hurt when you wear those.


Lysandre: They kinda already hurt (laughing)

Michael: On a mountain.


Lysandre: But I like them. So, (laughing) that’s important.


Michael: Maybe we should do just, y’know, a little bit of extra walking today to break them in.


Lysandre: Yeah, let’s do that.


Michael: The other day, Lysandre asked what a bacon slap was.

(Lysandre laughs)

Are you ready?


Lysandre: I am so ready

(French female opera music) (Bacon slaps)


Michael: That wasn’t the cleanest shot.

(Lysandre chortles) It kinda ricocheted in there, but it—

I think it was alright.

It’s time…

(enthusiastically) for HuHooot!


Glenn Kneebone: Yaay!


Michael: I haven’t been there in a long time.

Danni doesn’t work there anymore, so we don’t… get… super awesome discounts.

But, sometimes you still gotta go anyway.

(Dishes clinking, crowds chatting)


Stefan Chin: Yeah there’s more room this way and…


Katelyn Salem: You just caught those two girls hug on video.

(Somber piano music)

(Upbeat, groovy music)


Lysandre: (Deeper voice) This is going to be my plate.

(Laughing)


Michael: How do you feel your cooking came out?


Lysandre: Uhh, it’s… eatable?

(Everyone laughs)


Michael: You gonna wash down you HuHot,

with some… frozen yogurt?

(Sheepish laugher)

Few days ago, I calculated that to run…

2016 miles in 2016, I have to do

roughly 5.5 miles… a day. Every day.

I’m not ready to commit to this goal yet.

I’m gonna try it out for a few days and see how I feel. (Chortling in the background)

Anyone else feel like running uhhh… 5.5 miles right now?

(Expectantly) Eh? Eh?... Eh? Eh?

(Katelyn and Lysandre groan and grumble)


Lysandre: Augh, why not?

Not five, I’ll do one. One! (Laughs)

Michael: (Enthusiastically) Hell yeah!

I mean, (indiscernable) ouais!


Lysandre: Yes! Support!


Michael: (While sighing) Okay. I need to go…

Five and a half miles.

I’m gonna try to do it at 7 miles an hour without stopping.

We’ll see how it goes.

Fast paced transition music

Well, I went 5 and a half miles—

actually 5.6 something, but

I didn’t do it at 7 miles an hour,

it was like…

Six point something in the end.

Lysandre: (Indiscernable)


Michael: How was your workout?


Lysandre: (Emphatically) My leg hurts!

(Snow crunching footsteps)

Michael: So you think I can do that… every day?

For this whole year?


Lysandre: Well you seem pretty moti—motivated!


Michael: Well, I always seem pretty motivated when I start a thing

(Lysandre laughs)

And then I get a week into it, and I’m like eh.


Lysandre: Yeah, well, you’re still really good to keep doing things.

Like your (bleep) 100 restaurants that you’re… writing down each time.

This is really impressive to me.

(Michael snuffles)

So I think a little 5 miles a day will be able to— (laughs)


Michael: We’ll see.

I seem to be…

better at completing goals that are weird,

like 100 days of Chipotle in a row.

Theresa’s showing off her Michael Aranda hoodie with bonus Doctor Who phone case!

To showcase your Michael Aranda merch,

head to bitly.com/arandabox

(Uplifting music)