Things With The Cleavage

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
September 6th, 2015
Date of upload
October 17th, 2015
Duration
1 minute 37 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Logan George
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Stefan Chin
Glenn Kneebone
Brought to you by
David McRitchie
Mike Chaput
UnePommeVerte17

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana

Weather[edit | edit source]

Overcast

Temperature: 59°F/15°C

Wind: 3.5 mph

Humidity: 36%

Anthropometry[edit | edit source]

Weight: 183.1 lbs/83.1 kg

Body Fat: 21.3%

Heart Rate: No Data

Blood Pressure: No Data

Season Four Stats[edit | edit source]

Distance
Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km
Cycled: 78.8 mi/126 km
Driven: 4015 mi/6462 km
Flown: 6410 mi/10316 km
Food
Boloco: 1
Bobby's Burger Palace: 2
Burger King: 4
Burger's Priest: 1
Caffe Dolce: 2
Chipotle: 3
Coldstone: 3
Dairy Queen: 1
Denny's: 1
Domino's: 2
Earl of Sandwich: 1
Finn & Porter: 1
Fuddruckers: 1
Hero Certified Burgers: 2
HuHot: 1
In-N-Out: 1
Jimmy John's: 1
Lil' Orbits: 2
Lizzy's: 1
Lucky Red: 1
Market On Front: 8
McDonald's: 4
Mike's Pastry: 1
One Hour: 1
Pita Pit: 2
Pizza Hut: 3
Potbelly: 1
Quizno's: 10
The Squealing Pig: 1
Subway: 1
Sweet Peaks: 2
Tagliare: 3
Tamarack: 1
Tasty Burger: 1
UC Food Court: 1
Wendy's: 1
Wok N Talk: 2
Yogurty's: 2
Misc
Flights: 8
Gym Visits: 1
Haircuts: 1
Papyrus: 4
Plane Issues: 1

Transcript[edit | edit source]

On A Bike Ride

Michael: Today's one of the first days that it's felt like fall. Some of the leaves are starting to change color, temperature's nice and cool, it's mostly cloudy out here. This is the first day I've left the house since Wednesday. I didn't even film for a couple days over the weekend. Yesterday was the first day that I didn't feel too sick to move anymore but, I still just stayed inside. It's really nice out here today.

Michael's Apartment

(Jerkface and Jujube plays)

Michael: I have this habit of keeping boxes for everything. I've got a wall full of boxes, so, today I'm going to discard the boxes that I definitely do not need.

This is the, uh, CD player head unit that I bought for my F150 in college. I payed like $300 for this. They're going on ebay for fifty.

Stefan: How much do you get if you throw it away?

Michael: Zero.

Stefan: Good deal. It's a good deal.

Michael: But the time investment required,

Stefan: No, I know. That's what I'm saying, I'm agreeing!

(Michael and Stefan laugh)

Michael: Hey guys, I just got a contact request from doll mistress!

Stefan: I don't know who that is.

Michael: It's just one of those, you know, skype scam

Stefan: Doll mistress.

Michael: things with the cleavage.