The Prettiest Denny's (Synemini Roadtrip Vlog)
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An AirBnB in Anaheim, California
Logan: Oh hi, I didn't see you there. What are you doing here? More importantly, what am I doing here? Thats a question I can answer. This is going to be a synema vlog, and not a synema vlog as in a Michael Aranda vlog, but a synema vlog as in the rest of us. The ones you may not see as much, so thats: Halisia, Josh, Abi, Charlee, Callie, and Me, Logan. Hi!
- Josh Cam
Josh What are you gonna do about this?
Logan: I don't know
- Main Cam
Josh: Cool
Michael: Bye vlog
Logan: Bye
Katelyn: Bye
Logan: Aw, such a good company
- Inside A Car
Logan: This car I'm driving the first leg, Callie is my co-pilot
Callie: Sorry I'm totally interrupting you with music
Logan: Abi is in the backseat, there. The other car is Josh, Halisia, and Charlee and the rest of us are leaving us. Trying to get the camera to focus Uhh, focus, focus, this has more trouble focusing than me. Bye house. You were a good house
Barstow, California
Logan: So sad
Abi: What's sad?
Logan: You look sad, you were frowning. You should be happy, we're at Del Taco
Abi: We're at Del Tacoooo! I've waited this whole trip
- Inside Del Taco
Logan: Oh, do it okay now, I wasn't recording *Charlee flips her hair* Oh, Yeah.
Abi: Charlee just had to flip her hair again, because Logan decided people love that.
Logan: Whenever I do it people celebrate. Halisia just drank my drink, you're gonna get arrested
Halisia: They do that? If I didn't get a drink but I drink some of someone else's drink?
Callie: Seriously, three-quarters of this vlog is just gonna be in this Del Taco
Halisia: Killin' it here. We're on top of our game at this Del Taco
- Inside A Car
Logan: *Showing his phone* So I've been making memojis for everyone on the trip, this is Abi, and Callie, and Me, Halisia. Got the big hoop earrings obviously. *video cuts to interstate* We're gonna make a s-- a-- it's a potty break. I dont know where the other car is, I think we're ahead of them by a ways. Um, we're not gonna do that because it is sketch and it is closed and so we're getting back on the interstate.
Mojave Desert, California
Logan: We're coming up on the Shell, which is apparently the only thing out here.
Abi: Mojave Desert, Woo!
Logan: Mojave Desert, you can finally pee
Abi: Oh my god
Logan: Oh my god
Abi: Mojav-yay!
Callie:*video shows Shell gas station* Free jerky samples?
Logan: Oh my god. For being in the middle of nowhere, this place is nice. You could buy geodes, you could buy a little bag of rocks, there's jerky.
Las Vegas, NV
Logan: I don't know why they built a city here. If you're just gonna be gambling anyway, just put it somewhere where you don't have to pay so much for AC.
Abi: Right. Like the amount of energy it takes to run this city that wouldn't be taken anywhere else just like bring water and electricity here.
Logan: How you doing, Callie Dishman? *Callie gives a thumbs up* Good enough.
- At a Gas Station
- Josh Cam
Josh: Look it's that other car. Ugh. Gross
- Main Cam
Logan: There's the other car over there. Made it.
- Josh Cam
Josh: Ugh it's a million degrees out. *Josh zooms in on Logan's face* You gotta edit this now.
- In Charlee's car
- Main Cam
Logan: I've changed cars, we're in Charlee's car now.
Halisia: It's a hundred and eleven degrees outside
Logan: It's very hot. *Camera cuts to the road* We're going into the valley. Death Valley. It's not death valley, it's just a valley, it's a cool valley
- Josh Cam
Josh: We're going to Utah-- We're in Utah. We're not going to Utah, we are in Utah. *Pans camera to Halisia* There's Halisia. Oh, look at you in the sun
Halisia: Is that the golden hour?
Abi: You're radiating
Josh: It's so gold. Golden hour, golden ratio
Beaver, Utah
- Main Cam At a gas station
- Josh dances*
Josh: That looks real pretty*Camera pans to the Denny's*
Logan: Aw Shoot that's the prettiest Denny's I've ever seen
Josh: Bet that looks nice in that camera
Logan: I bet it does. *Lifts camera to show his face* I bet it does.
Abi: Charlee's gotta go to the mechanic
Logan: Cause the AC went out like an hour ago
Abi: Did you not film any of that?
Logan: Oh, no i just took a nap
Halisia: Everyone just like passed out. I was like spreading my body on the back so that none of my body would touch anything.
- Inside Denny's
Logan: Just as tired as before, but now we're all full with pancakes.
- Inside a car
Logan: We're gonna stop we're gonna pee we're gonna swap drivers. I'm gonna drive for the last bit. We'll gonna see how late we get into the AirBnB, what people feel like.
- Outside
Logan: *Camera is pointed at Halisia who is jogging in place* Burning calories. We're onto our last leg
Halisia: Last. Leg.*moves legs*
Logan: Holy crap
Salt Lake City, Utah
Halisia: We made it we're here and it's warm, but it's good. I saw some movement; it's a dog, i couldn't tell if it was a kid
Logan: Oh shoot, there's a dog?
Halisia: Oh ho, and it's got a good tail
Logan: You're brighter on the screen than you are in real life.
Halisia: I didn't realize you were filming haha
Logan: *Camera cuts to Callie and Josh* Yeah it's brighter on the screen
Halisia: That's crazy
Callie: I can't see anything *Logan flips camera screen around* *Callie Gasps* Woah!
Josh: Look at that ISO, dog
Halisia: *Petting a dog* He's got people skin
Logan: What's that mean?
Halisia: I don't know, look at the way it is.
- Inside an AirBnB
Logan: *Camera cuts to Logan* We made it into the AirBnB it's the basement of this really nice house um and the owner of the house made us chocolate chip cookies and they have a dog. I love dogs. *points camera at a room* This is room number one it's gonna be Callie, Halisia, and me. *pans camera to another room* This is Josh's room because he's been sleeping on a couch all week, so he gets to sleep in a bed. Wow! As you can see it is clearly 8:36 PM. *Camera pans to Logan's watch* Oh, there we go it's 11:34 okay. *Camera cuts to the kitchen* This is the kitchen, there's the cookies, there's Josh, here's Abi's bed, it has a headboard.
Abi: Nothing says Abi like headboard. I don't even have a headboard in my own bed.
Logan: Anyway Abi thinks she's better than all of us, this is Charlee and there's a bunch of our crap, and there's Callie. I was sitting next to her earlier, but i moved. *To Josh* Goodnight.
Josh: Goodnight, Logan. Goodnight, Vlog.
Logan: *To Abi* Goodnight
Abi: Goodnight
Logan: *To Charlee* Goodnight
Charlee: *Waving* Goodnight
Logan: *To Callie* Night Callie
Callie: Goodnight Vlog
Logan: *To Halisia* Night Halisia
Halisia: Night Vlog
Logan: *Camera pointed at Logan's Animoji* *Whispering* Goodnight Vlog.
Logan and Abi: Good morning!
Logan: We're going to the salt flats because we got in too late last night to go
Abi: Yeah, but guess what's first
Logan:Dun Dun Dun Dunkin Donuts
Josh: Synema runs on Dunkin
Logan: Yeah! at least, Abi does
- Inside Dunkin Donuts
Logan:Are you so happy?
Abi: Yes.
Logan: There it is
- At the Salt Flats
Logan: We made it. We made it!
- Soft music plays as they wander the flats
Logan: We made it to the salt flats. It looks very alien
Pocatello, Idaho
Logan: Callie Dishman hello
Callie: Yes?
Logan: How you doing?
Callie: Struggling
Logan: Struggling, aren't we all? Now we're sittin' in the grass, waitin' for the other car
- Abi Cam
Abi: Oh hello from the other car, we got Charlee and Halisia. It is 90 degrees outside, I would imagine it is not 90 degrees, but it is probably 85 degrees in here
Charlee: Of all the cars to break, having a black outside car with black interior is like, super not ideal for when your air conditioning doesn't work
Halisia: Ugh, so hot
Abi: I know. My phone, I'm trying to charge it and use it, and it's just so hot and it's like stopped doing the things that it's supposed to be doing. Checking in from hot car. *Finger guns* Over and out
- Main Cam
Logan:*To Josh* How you doing?
Josh: I'm Good.
Logan: Good
Josh: Kinda tired
Logan:Yeah
Josh: Sweaty, stinky
Logan:Yeah
Josh: Uhh, but I've got my Captain Content shirt on. *Camera cuts to Logan's face* Your hair looks so nice
Logan: Uh, thank you. Thank you, Uhh. *Puts camera in grass, Josh laughs* I'm gonna sleep here.*Camera cuts to Abi, who has arrived* Where are we going for lunch, Abi?
Abi: *Looks at Camera* Panera. Panera Bread. Panera Bread home of the turkey--Bacon Turkey Bravo.
Logan:Originally St. Louis Bread Company. Renamed because the rest of America isn't as big a fan of St. Louis as St. Louis is.
Callie:*St. Louis native* Are you kidding me? St. Louis people also hate St. Louis.
- In a car
Logan:Okay we're driving now, we're going to Panera. Met up with hot car. Going to Panera.
Logan and Callie:What's our car? Cool car?
Josh:Listen, cool has a lot of meanings, take what you want from that
Logan: What kind of cool?
Josh: All of them
- Inside Panera
Abi: So, not only are we at Panera, but i realized they have the frozen lemonade back. Which is just the best.
- Abi Cam
Abi: Josh.
Josh: Abi.
Abi: Can you demonstrate for me what is very strange about this Panera?*Josh shows the camera the tracker* Oh, this side up, make sure this side's up, Okay. Oh my god, what? what? how? How do we do this?
Halisia:*Showing off her armpits* I didn't grow armpit hair until I was 22. *laughs*
Abi: Ahhh.
Logan: Let's go
Josh:*Singing* Evenings of silence and mornings of Nausea
Dillon, Montana
Charlee: I'm eating candy that Logan gave me, it's real good
Logan: It's good candy, let me show you. *Shows the camera Sweettarts ropes* Those. It's the smallest pack they had. *To Josh* Ready to drive?
Josh: Yup, ready to go home and be done with this
Logan: Yeaa.
Missoula, Montana
Callie: I'm so happy to be here
Logan: *shows the camera the office* There it is. *Whispers* The office.
Callie: You can't show that
Logan: I can show the office *talking over someone* It's on the facebook page *Callie Laughs*
Charlee: We did it!
Logan: We did it!
Logan and Charlee: Yay!*They High-five*
Halisia: Ahh
Logan: We did it
Halisia: We did it
Logan: Yay! *To Abi* Abi, we did it! *Abi does finger guns* *To the group* Okay, this has been the first ever SyneMini vlog
Charlee: Is that what we're gonna call it?
Logan: I dunno
Abi: It is now
Logan: It is now. *To everyone* Bye, Bye.
Charlee: Bye
Halisia: Bye, we'll miss you.
Outro music plays