Standing Ovation

Episode Information

Date of video

May 26th, 2014

Date of upload

May 30th, 2014

Duration

5 minutes 41 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Danni Johnston

Danni's Friend

Locations

Missoula, Montana

Michael Aranda's Apartment

Stefan Chin's Ford Fiesta

China Bowl

Michael Aranda's Ford Mustang

Danni Johnston's Apartment

Transcript

Michael Aranda's Apartment Parking Lot

Michael Aranda: Today's first order of business is seeing the new X-men film.

Stefan Chin's Ford Fiesta

Michael: That lady was looking at me while I was filming myself and she was like whaaaaat is going on.

Do you think we'll ever reach a point in human civilization when absolutely no one thinks it's weird everybody talks to their devices?

Stefan Chin: Absolutely no one?

Michael: Well, by that I meant, mostly—

Stefan: (chuckles) Sure.

Michael: Like in (uses air quotes) Her.

Stefan: Oh yeah.

Michael: People just walking around talking to their phones all the time.

Stefan: Oh yeah. Romance.

Michael: Romance.

Stefan: Ummm. Yeah sure. Why not?

Michael: Yeah sure.

Stefan: 2020. Here we come.

Michael: Ooooyeahooo future!

Katelyn, how many stars would you give that movie?

Katelyn Salem: Uuumm, ummm, at least four. I thought it was pretty good.

Michael: Stefan, how many stars?

Stefan: I think four.

Michael: I'm in the 3 and a half to four range.

Stefan: That's how I feel. But I think, it was good. I also didn't see the last couple X-men movies.

Michael: I've only seen the original X-men movie and then X2. I haven't seen anything that's come out since then.

Katelyn: Me as well.

China Bowl

(Water trickles into a Koi pond, as the fish swim around. There is a Buddha figure on top of a fish tank)

Michael's Ford Mustang

Michael: Stefan, tell the world what we're about to do.

Stefan: Send a text message.

Michael: Oh. Then what?

Stefan: We're gonna go help Danni moooooove.

Michael: Moooove.

Danni Johnston's Apartment

Michael: Look at this real manly truck right here —

Stefan: Dang. Das so manly damn.

Michael: Only a real man. I bet only a real man could drive that truck. That so, look at this. You see how manly this truck is?

(Danni Johnston gets out of the truck)

Michael: Ok Danni, tell us what to do.

Stefan: What do we do?

Michael: What do we do?

Stefan: Where can I flex?

Danni Johnston: Move this.

Michael: Move this couch? Well, I gotta get this out of the way first. (moves an end table)

Danni: I can do it.

Michael: Do what?

Danni: I can video you.

Michael: So, you're just gonna hold the camera while we work?

(Stefan laughs)

Danni: No!

Michael: I mean, I was gonna do that. (Danni lifts the couch with Stefan) Oh, ok. Ok, I guess I'll just…what is this? This? (Michael picks up a weird blue chair accessory)

Real good job guys. That's real professional work there.

Danni: You could open the, uh, tail gate.

Stefan: If you want to be useful.

Michael: It's so far away.

Here let me just get that for you. Where's the thing? Here we go, yeah, mmmhmmm. There we go, mhmm. (Danni and Stefan put the couch on the truck)

Sweet flag Danni. I tried to give this flag to the pizza person that delivered Danni's pizza and he was like, no I don't like America.

What are you gonna do with this American flag Danni?

Danni: I'm gonna save with it forever. America!

Michael: You're gonna save it forever?

Danni: Yes. Yeaaaah.

Stefan: We can store it in a cool dry place. (reading off of the packing boxes)

Michael: Oh , you took off your flag. Why'd you take, don't you want to be patriotic?

(Danni laughs into her hands and shakes her head no. Michael laughs)

(Danni and Stefan take more boxes to the truck. Michael stands next to the truck holding only a small pink iPod. Danni takes it)

Danni: Thank you.

(Michael laughs)

Michael: Oh, ok. Guess we'll follow you.

Danni: Ok.

Michael: Ok. Sweet flag.

Danni's friend's Apartment

Michael: I think you need some bungies.

Danni: We do need bungies.

Stefan: We're gonna need bungies.

Danni's friend: I might, I have some in my trunk.

Michael: She might have some in her trunk.

Stefan: I don't have any.

Danni: (shrugs) I can just (stands with arms stretched out)

Michael's Ford Mustang

Michael: Those mattresses look mighty perilous.

That mattress is flopping around all kind of crazy.

Stefan: It's, it's flopping real crazy.

Michael: That looks real dangerous.

Stefan: Ohhhhh! Yeah.

Michael: (laughs) Shoot.

Stefan: Yeah, pull in, pull in.

Michael: Yeah, pull in to this parking lot —

Stefan: Pull into that parking lot girl.

Michael: And we gonna fix it.

Stefan: Girl pull into that parking lot, we're gonna fix it! Oh yeah.

Michael: That looks real perilous.

Stefan: That looks real perilous.

Michael: I ain't never seen something so perilous before.

Stefan: Daaaanng, that is so perilous. You could call it perilicium.

Michael: (chuckling) wh, wh, what?

Alright, we just fixed it so that the bigger mattress is on top of the box spring, so hopefully it'll stay connected better and stop flip-floppin' around like a frickin' Romney.

Stefan: Flip-flopper.

Michael: Yeah.

Stefan: Obama.

Michael: Romney.

Stefan: Romney.

Michael: Obama-Romney.

Stefan: Obamney.

Michael: Oramney.

Stefan: You're an Obamnanation. You're an Obamnanation to this nation. This great nation. Station.

Michael: Standing ovation.

Danni Johnston's new apartment

Danni: (as she and Stefan carry the couch) Drop it down.

Stefan: Ooohohoho.

Danni's friend: There is definitely something inside. Like a cat. Do you have a cat in there?

Danni: It better not be alive.

(Stefan chuckles)

Danni's friend: Ok, now you need to go down.

Stefan: There we go.