Spying On Valerie

Episode Information

Date of video

October 26th, 2015

Date of upload

November 27th, 2015

Duration

4 minutes 22 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Logan George

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Glenn Kneebone

Valerie Barr

Brought to you by

Kaitlyn Lindsay

Charles T

Adam Paterson

Location

Toronto, Ontario

Toronto Pearson International Airport

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Minneapolis – Saint Paul International Airport

Missoula, Montana

Missoula International Airport

EcoGeek Offices

Weather

Toronto, Ontario

Clear

Temperature: 42.8°F/6°C

Wind: 9.2 MPH

Humidity: 76%

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overcast

Temperature: 48.9°F/9°C

Wind: 6.9 MPH

Humidity: 80%

Missoula, Montana

Light Rain

Temperature: 39.9°F/4°C

Wind: Calm

Humidity: 83%

Anthropometry

Weight: No data

Body Fat: No data

Heart Rate: 52 bpm

Blood Pressure: 109/70 mmHg

Season Four Stats

Distance

Jogged: 56.7 mi/90 km

Cycled: 124.3 mi/200 km

Driven: 4766 mi/7670 km

Flown: 17336 mi/27900 km

Food

Boloco: 1

Bobby's Burger Palace: 2

Burger King: 5

Burger's Priest: 2

Caffe Dolce: 3

Chipotle: 48

Cold Stone: 7

Dairy Queen: 1

Denny's: 2

Doc's 1

Domino's: 7

Dunkin Donuts: 1

Earl of Sandwich: 1

Finn & Porter: 2

Fuddruckers: 1

Hero Certified Burgers: 3

Holy Chuck: 1

HuHot: 3

In-N-Out: 1

Jimmy John's: 4

Lil' Orbits: 2

Lizzy's: 1

Lucky Red: 1

Market On Front: 15

McDonald's: 4

Mike's Pastry: 1

One Hour: 1

Pita Pit: 4

Pizza Hut: 3

Potbelly: 2

Quiznos: 13

The Squealing Pig: 1

Subway: 1

Sweet Peaks: 3

Tagliare: 3

Tamarack: 1

Tasty Burger: 1

UC Food Court: 1

Wendy's: 1

Wok N Talk: 2

Yogurty's: 2

Misc

Bacon Slaps: 1

Flights: 20

Gym Visits: 1

Haircuts: 2

Papyrus: 5

Plane Issues: 2

Transcript

In a Taxi

Michael: Alright, it is 4:53 in the morning, I'm on my way to the airport... again. My flight isn't until 7, but, these international flights, you gotta be there like an hour early. And it's still dark outside!

Is this your normal shift, this early?

Taxi Driver: Yeah, I'm always early in the mornings.

Michael: Do you prefer that?

Taxi Driver: Oh yeah, I prefer it. It's just easier to drive early morning. I mean it's hard getting up but then I finish early so I get the rest of the day to do stuff. It's a compromise.

Michael: Every other time I've been here I've gotten a rental car-

Taxi Driver: Oh have you?

Michael: -and the drive we just did right now, every time I've done it has been, like, twenty minutes.

Taxi Driver: What time of the day?

Michael: It's, y'know, 5pm.

Taxi Driver: Oh yeah yeah yeah. Twenty, twenty five minutes just to get on to here.

In Glenn's Car

Michael: Look, it's Missoula Montana! It's rainy. Once again, Glenn is on pick up duty. (laughs, shivers)

Glenn: Turn up the heat!

Michael: The trip was good. I am sad that I had to leave all of my YouTube friends. But I'm also excited to get to work on creating new things because just spending a bunch of time, being excited about creating new things doesn't actually get them done. So now that we've come back to reality we can get things accomplished.

In Michael's Car

Michael: (shivers) Ooooh it's cold. Okay, so I got home, I've threw my bag, my extra bag, into the apartment, and now I'm off to the office because I've got some SciShow stuff to do before the day is done.

In Michael's Office

Michael: I got the SciShow stuff done and now I'm uploading a vlog, and now I'm gonna go home. Look at that number! It's way higher than when I left.

In Michael's Car

Michael: Ooh! It's, it's chilly in Missoula. (shivers) I think, given that I had to be awake so early, it should be easy for me to go to bed at a normal time tonight. That excites me greatly. I see Valerie walking on the sidewalk! She's walking! Look, there's a Valerie. There's a Valerie right, right there. Oh, she, oh, oh, now she's crossing the street. I feel like I'm spying. Spying on Valerie. I think I should call this video "Spying on Valerie" just to make sure that she watches it.

Michael's Apartment

Michael: Hi kitty! Hi! Am I disturbing your dinner? Hi other kitty.