Slow-Motion Dog Slurping

Slow-Motion Dog Slurping

Episode Information

Date of episode Monday January 20, 2014 Date of upload January 21, 2014 Duration 4:18 Edited by Michael Aranda Appearances Katelyn Salem Index Lemon Cameo Locations Missoula, Montana Michael Aranda's Apartment Hank Green's House Walmart

Chronology

Battlestar Salad Slow-Motion Dog Slurping Qdoba Broke My Heart

Transcript

Michael Aranda's Apartment

Michael: Is it better to eat breakfast before you run or after you run?

Katelyn: If you're going to run right now, I probably wouldn't eat breakfast right now.

Michael Aranda's Apartment Complex

Michael: Wow, I'm really bright.

Sure is cold in Montana. I've gone with not eating before running because I don't want to puke.

It's too cold. It's too cold. It's too cold. I don't like it.

There are some ducks down there in the very cold water.

This bridge marks the halfway point of the run. It also is very close to Qdoba, and I want some chicken.

Katelyn: Not right now!

Michael: But it's so good.

Katelyn: You must run.

Michael: They should pay me. I'll advertise for them.

Katelyn: What about Domino's?

Michael: Domino's should pay me, too.

Katelyn.

Katelyn: Yes?

Michael: I'll give you $5 if you jump in that lake.

Katelyn: Mmm, how about $100?

Michael: $6, final offer.

Katelyn: No.

Michael: Not that you can see anything other than the giant, glaring sun back there, but there's an indoor pool, and when we ran by it, it smelled like chlorine. Which made me think, chlorine would be kind of a pretty girl's name if it wasn't also a chemical that made my eyes burn.

That was fun. . You look so small.

Katelyn: Because I am small.

Michael: I just burned 1100 calories.

Katelyn: My legs feel really numb.

Michael: But I burned 1100 calories.

Katelyn: That's like, a whole pizza.

Hank Green's House

Michael: Hey, Lemon. How's that food taste?

I just watched that clip that I took in slow motion, and that was... that was the grossest dog eating food moment I've ever experienced.

Aha!

Katelyn: Kitty wants pets, too.

Michael: She's like, don't touch me.

Katelyn: Such cat.

Michael: I'm petting your bum! I'm petting your bum!

Katelyn: She like, I'm going back there to stop you.

Michael: Cameo plays fetch with cat treats.

Nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Walmart

Michael: Ah, the gloriousness of Walmart. I'm out of bacon again.

Uh oh, where's the... where's the... where's the maple? I see applewood smoked. Where's the maple? Oh no.

Katelyn: This one is supposed to be the--aha! It's hiding. It's hiding.

Michael: Oh it was just hiding. Whoo, crisis averted.

Katelyn: 'Kay. Tereso queso, red bell peppers, eggs, cilantro, milk, baby spinach, ham or prosciutto, pizza sauce, pork rinds, pepperoni...

Michael: That's quite an extensive list.

I came here just for bacon. Somehow I ended up with all this and all this.

Michael Aranda's Apartment

Michael: It's dark because it's sleep time now, so you guys have to be really quiet, okay? I'm probably gonna fall asleep now. So I will see you guys tomorrow, I hope, probably, maybe, but possibly not.