Sleeping Child Hot Springs

Episode Information

Date of video

September 18th, 2015

Date of upload

October 29th, 2015

Duration

14 minutes 57 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Katelyn Salem

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Caitlin Hofmeister

Hank Green

Katelyn Salem

Jessi Knudsen Castañeda

Kristen Franklin

Lindsey Doe

Matthew Gaydos

Megan Toenyes

Nicole Sweeney

Reid Reimers

Sarah Meismer

Stefan Chin

Tim Thomas

Valerie Barr

Brought to you by

Becca

Michelle Riesel

Ashlynne Banks

Location

Missoula, Montana

EcoGeek Offices

Hamilton, Montana

Sleeping Child Hot Springs

Weather

Missoula, Montana

Overcast

Temperature: 48.9°F/9°C

Wind: Calm

Humidity: 83%

Hamilton, Montana

Partly Cloudy

Temperature: 59°F/15°C

Wind: 3.5 Mph

Humidity: 49%

Anthropometry

Weight: 180 lbs/81.6 kg

Body Fat: 21%

Heart Rate: 51 bpm

Blood Pressure: 114/76 mmHg

Season Four Stats

Distance

Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km

Cycled: 100.5 mi/161 km

Driven: 4278 mi/6885 km

Flown: 6410 mi/10316 km

Food

Boloco: 1

Bobby's Burger Palace: 2

Burger King: 4

Burger's Priest: 1

Caffe Dolce: 3

Chipotle: 11

Cold Stone: 4

Dairy Queen: 1

Denny's: 1

Domino's: 3

Earl of Sandwich: 1

Finn & Porter: 1

Fuddruckers: 1

Hero Certified Burgers: 2

HuHot: 2

In-N-Out: 1

Jimmy John's: 2

Lil' Orbits: 2

Lizzy's: 1

Lucky Red: 1

Market On Front: 13

McDonald's: 4

Mike's Pastry: 1

One Hour: 1

Pita Pit: 3

Pizza Hut: 3

Potbelly: 1

Quiznos: 12

The Squealing Pig: 1

Subway: 1

Sweet Peaks: 2

Tagliare: 3

Tamarack: 1

Tasty Burger: 1

UC Food Court: 1

Wendy's: 1

Wok N Talk: 2

Yogurty's: 2

Misc

Flights: 8

Gym Visits: 1

Haircuts: 1

Papyrus: 4

Plane Issues: 1

Transcript

Michael's Apartment

Michael: Today's kind of special in that uh, we have a company retreat this weekend and today we are leaving for that retreat. I volunteered to drive so in my car, I'm gonna have Katelyn and Megan. I forget what the place is called, it's like Sleeping Child Hot Springs or something like that. Uh, I think it's south of Missoula, apparently its gonna take us around an hour to drive there.

But that means I'm not gonna get to see the kitties for a couple of days.

Michael's Car

Michael: It's been a while since we've had the anamorphic lens goin' on. I suspect that, as usual, the vibration of the car coupled with the rolling shutter and whatever lens mechanism is in this phone, is gonna make this look all jello-y. I really hope that that is not a problem anymore in the 6S plus. It really feels like fall now, winter is coming.

EcoGeek Offices

Michael: Is everybody ready for the weekend?

Valerie: Yeah.

Stefan: Oh my god, it's the weekend, hands up for the weekend. (Valerie raises arms, laughter follows)

Michael: Oooh, can I get some flares? Oooh, anamorphic flares. Wait, it went away, I need it to be brighter, right. It's kind of there.

Oh that one does it. This one has a nice flare.

Stefan: Looks like these are ready to go back in. Oh yeah. Saving the environment.

Michael: Rechargeable batteries.

Stefan: Re-Ooohh no!

Oh my god! It's the weekend, hands up for the weekend! Okay cool.

Michael: We don't know how to pronounce Mpemba.

Valerie: He says M-pem-ba.

Voice from YouTube Video: Came to be known as the M-pem-ba effect.

Michael: What is this video?

Stefan: It's a science video. He believes.

Valerie: It's got more thumbs down than thumbs up.

Voice from YouTube Video: In my opinion-

Stefan: In my opinion, this is a guy talking about science. He believes in his opinion and I don't care.

Michael: M-pum-ba.

Valerie: I guess it is M-pum-ba.

Stefan: M-puam-ba.

Michael: Don't confuse me!

This episode of Crash Course Kids is in the bag. See this? You start uploading videos again and your subscriber count goes down.

Unknown Man: Can you laugh without smiling?

Michael: Can I laugh without smiling?

Unknown Man: Yeah.

Michael: I don't even want to try.

(Laughter)

Unknown Woman: Can you do a high pitched?

(Laughter attempts fill the office, Stefan's hyena laugh overtakes all other sound)

Michael: Are you ready, Megan?

Megan: I'm ssss-

Michael: Is this all your stuff?

Megan: Yeah, we're, we're gonna fit it in there?

Michael: Maybe.

Megan: Okay.

Michael: Are you taking this? I don't know if this will fit.

Megan: I don't, uh, you know, if I have leave it behind...

Michael: Wow, look at this beard.

'Matthew: Look at it.

Michael: Never seen it so big.

Matthew: It's been bigger.

Michael's Car

Michael: All right, we got the Chipotle.

Katelyn: Did you get two work days worth of Chipotle?

Michael: Hahaha, I sure did because we're gonna be staying at this place overnight, which means I can't get Chipotle tomorrow, so I got myself Chipotle for today and tomorrow, so I don't mess up my streak.

Katelyn: Anybody want any of these? (Holds up M&Ms bag)

(Michael gasps)

Megan: Oh yeah.

Michael: Bag even says two servings.

Katelyn: Well, you know, that's just a suggestion.

Megan: Two servings (laughs)

Katelyn: Did you get any utensils?

Michael: Nope.

Megan: You have to get your own?

Katelyn: Yeah.

Michael: Yeah.

Megan: What? What's so great about Chipotle then?

Katelyn: You had a fork sitting in here.

Michael: I threw it away today.

Katelyn: Dang it.

Michael: Did you guys want to listen to some copyrighted music that I can't include in the vlog?

Megan: Yeah, let's do it.

(Driving footage)

Sleeping Child Hot Springs

Michael: It's real pretty. It's real pretty in here, Hank.

Hank: What's that on your phone?

Michael: That's an anamorphic lens.

Hank: What does that do then?

Michael: Dave's setting up his tent.

Dave: Setting up my tent. I don't wanna sleep with the commoners inside.

Michael: You have a tent too?

Hank: I have a tent.

Michael: I wish I had a tent. I wanna camp.

Hank: Your too Californian for that.

Michael: My licence plate says Montana.

So this is Sleeping Child Hot Springs. This is more fancy than I expected. I mean, look at these lantern things.

There's people in the pool already?

Lindsey: Hello Michael Aranda!!

Michael: Hi Lindsey Doe.

Lindsey: Come into the giant bathtub.

Michael: I'm a little clothed right now.

Lindsey: No, no.

Michael: There's Duncan over there, hanging out. Look at this kitchen. I don't know what I expected but this is more lavish.

Look at this fireplace. This place even has a dooly and Michael Gardner.

Michael G: Hi, you can edit me out.

Michael: And some bananas. Oh, look at this, this rock water feature. Pool table. Room with television. Wet bar area. Here's some stairs. I don't even know what game that is, shuffle board?

This is floor two. Whoa. Elevator.

Stefan: Oh my god.

Michael: What is up here?

Tim: It's a very weird floor.

Caitlin: Yeah, it looks like a kitchen.

Michael: The elevator's behind a door?

Tim: Door elevator.

Caitlin: Door elevator, dulavator.

Stefan: The, duhhh

Michael: Duhh, oh, here's my bed. There's a bidet?!

Tim: Huh?

Michael: There's a bidet!

Tim: I've never used a bidet.

Michael: Do it right now!

Tim: On camera.

What is this?

Michael: Um.

Tim: Some kind of weird dungeon.

Michael: Yeah, this is a fancy dungeon.

Tim: Fancy.

Michael: Oh, ya'know.

Tim: What am I supposed to do with this?

Michael: Oh, I bet you do this, yeah. Does it, it does this. I don't know what happens next but.

Tim: You know, one of these. To hold tiny-

Michael: Maybe, it's for hanging clothes on here and then you put it up and it stores them out of the way.

Tim: Oh, so you can double the hanging.

Michael: Double the hanging.

Tim: Double the hanging.

Michael: Television, so you can soak.

Stefan: Wait a second.

Unknown Person: I've seen this on TV but they're real gold.

Michael: Did you see the bidet?

Unknown Person: Yeah.

(Water flows out like a waterfall)

Stefan: Oh yeah.

Nicole: What?

Stefan: I saw that and I was like whattt?

Caitlin: I was immediately gonna hop into there.

Stefan: I was gonna hop in.

Unknown Person: Oh that is so cool.

Michael: I wanna be right under that.

Stefan: Hank is staying in a tent.

Michael: I know.

Caitlin: He said, he wanted to.

Stefan: I know.

Michael: I'm sad that I'm not staying in a tent. When I saw them setting up I was just like-

Stefan: What?

Michael: I want a tent.

Nicole: What? What? What?

Stefan: Do you see these bedrooms? Do you see this bro?

Caitlin: The waterfall!

Stefan: Do you see the waterfall?

Caitlin: There's a waterfall outside.

Stefan: Bidet bro!

Caitlin: There's a bidet outside.

There's more upstairs.

Tim: Oh my, a piano?!

Michael: Floor four.

Tim: Another kitchen?!

Stefan: Oh my god!

Caitlin: Hey guys, this is my room.

Michael: There is more upstairs, what the hell. Look at this guy holding the door for us.

Caitlin: That's so nice.

Michael: That's a nice view. Why isn't it on?

Caitlin: What?

Michael: This. Falls, falls, pump. I mean it made a sound when I pushed the pump button.

Tim: I don't its full enough.

Michael: Is this the intake?

Tim: Yeah, maybe.

Michael: Probably shouldn't run the pump then. What is it called when you have a fear of pumps?

Tim: Pumpaphobia.

Caitlin: Pumpaphobia, pumpaphobia.

Tim: There's just oh you know, one of these.

Caitlin: We should count the closets, I'm serious.

Michael: Excellent.

Michael: This is the Tim room.

Caitlin: Wait, this isn't even a closet.

Michael: This is where we keep the Tim.

Caitlin: It's just a tiny room.

Tim: It smells like stamps.

Michael: Bye Tim.

(Plays the piano) I don't remember how to do the end part anymore. (Continues playing) Something like that.

Hello down there.

Dave: Hi!

Valerie: I like how they have their fields.

Megan: Yes!

Nicole: But they're very close to each other.

Michael: This is Hank field, that's Dave field. Do you experience vertigo?

Megan: Not yet.

Michael: (Puts camera over edge) Whoooo.

Where'd she go? Why're they running? Why's everyone running?

Megan: Because I can!

Michael: Lindsey!

Lindsey: Hi creepy people!

Michael: How much do you think it costs?

Katelyn: This place?

Michael: Yeah.

Katelyn: Three million.

Tim: Ten mil. from scratch. To rent.

Michael: To stay here for the weekend?

Katelyn: Oh!

Tim: I don't know.

Katelyn: For the weekend? I thought you meant like if I wanted to buy this as a house.

Tim: A salary, I don't know.

Katelyn: Like, five, three, three thou-, five thousand, five to six thousand.

Michael: Are you waiting for the elevator?

Stefan: Yeah.

Inside Elevator

Nicole: Yeah. There's a bench, that's so great.

Michael: This is real cozy.

Nicole: Yep.

Katelyn: What's the max capacity?

Stefan: Fifteen-Hundred.

Nicole: Oh, we're good.

Stefan: Oh, push one.

Michael: Look at this, da forever reflections.

Stefan: Did you fill your camel back?

Michael: No. It's from last time.

Stefan: You're gonna dehydrate.

Katelyn: All the water.

Michael: (drinks some water) Ahhh.

Stefan: Ahhhh, it's pretty slow.

Nicole: Yeah...

Katelyn: It's a, it's a slower elevator.

Stefan: What if we spend the whole weekend in here because we get stuck?

(Mock crying sounds)

Michael: I have water.

Stefan: Look for water and meat.

Gym Room

Stefan: Oh, it's not the most current technology.

Michael: Oh.

Stefan: I don't even know what you do with this.

Michael: It's a pilates sculptor.

Katelyn: It says it. It's a little stinky.

Stefan: It's not the freshest, or the most updated.

Inside Sauna Room

Michael: What have you found in here?

Stefan: I found the sauna, man. I'm gonna spend some time in here later. You put some water on it, makes it real humid.

Inside Kitchen

Michael: And here's Collin here in the kitchen.

Collin: Hi!

Michael: We got these goodies. That's a lot of eggs.

Collin: That's uh, yeah, that's a lot of eggs.

Michael: I like eggs.

Collin: Thirty people.

Tonight we're gonna have some hot dogs, and some steaks and some sausages.

Katelyn: That sounds good to me.

Living Room

Michael: Oh man, we can play some tic-tac-toe even. This is the best feature.

(Ping pong match footage)

Valerie: Man, you are good at this.

(Zoom in on sign to 'Not Allowed to Leave' with ominous music)

Outside by the Hot Spring

Michael: Ooh, it's steaming.

Matthew: Yeah, it's a hot spring.

Michael: Yeah, how does nature work?

Matthew: I don't know about hot springs, if they're natural but are they?

Michael: Look at all of this nature back here, how does it work?

Matthew: You get some trees and then there's like mountains and there's water.

Michael: Those are the three elements right?

Matthew: That's all you need.

Michael: Trees, mountains and water?

Matthew: Trees, mountains and water. That's a forest right?

Michael: Yeah.

Matthew: Yeah, that's nature. Chipmunks, that's also nature.

Michael: That's the fourth element of nature. Chipmunks.

Matthew: Yeah.

Michael: What is that thing? (Points at distant block)

Matthew: Uh, that? Handy cube.

Michael: What?

Michael: But like Portal.

Michael: It looks like kind of thing to shoot at for target practice.

I want to know if this is warm. (Indicating waterfall) It is warm, that's a hot waterfall.

In a Bedroom

Michael: The internet connection here is pretty slow so I've been struggling to get this vlog uploaded. It looks like I might have to abandon the effort for now because we're about to have some kind of ceremony thing. I don't know what that means but they said hurry up.

A Gathering Hall

Caitlin: Maximising awesome output, Stefan's the absolute best. Stefan loves tracking our efficiency and making us better as a team but spreadsheets are not (unheard audio)

(Cheers from the crowd and Stefan goes up to the stage)

Michael G She was watching VlogBrothers when we were still trying to figure out who our top eight on MySpace should be. You wanna know of someone this cool, you ask our (unheard speech)

(More cheers from the crowd and Valerie goes up to stage)

Michael G I got one more award to hand out today. This one is pretty special, there's always an employee of the year award. The award, the thing, it's the top dog, it's none of you, the award goes to Hank Green.

(Crowd cheers and chants 'Hank')

Hank: I didn't realise how high up this was.

Reid: You look really tall!

Hank:You all look like my minions, in the traditional sense.

Unknown Woman: That we will do your evil deeds?

Hank: Yes, yes, but not in the small, yellow, one-eyed creature-