Respect the Bell

Episode Information

Date of Video

April 20th, 2015

Date of Upload

June 2nd, 2015

Duration

4 minutes 59 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Logan George

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Claire Grosvenor

Index

Brought to you by

Claire Lane

Gavriel Lazan

Locations

Missoula, Montana

Michael's Ford Mustang

University of Montana

The "M" Hiking Trail

Fuddruckers

Cold Stone Creamery

Michael Aranda's Apartment

Weather

Missoula, Montana

Clear

High: 71°F / 22°C

Low: 28°F / -2°C

Humidity: 50%

Anthropometry

Weight: 175.5 lbs / 79.6 kg

Body Fat: 19.4%

Heart Rate: 61 bpm

Blood Pressure: 118/82 mmhg

2015 Statistics

Distance Jogged: 61.2 mi / 98.5 km

Flights: 11

Bacon Slaps: 5

Hikes to the M: 3

Pizzas Consumed: 20

Visits to HuHot: 8

Visits to Chipotle: 2

Transcript

Michael's Ford Mustang

Michael Aranda: Today I've got the standard, uh... calculus and computer science, and then I gotta work on some SciShow stuff. I woke up when I wanted to this morning. I'm gonna be a little bit early to school. So far, this day is alright.

Calculus Classroom

Calculus Professor: So, what— what's happening is X goes to infinity here. The inside part is going to 1, but the exponent's going to infinity.

Computer Science Classroom

Computer Science Professor: We know that the following method's signature, which includes the visibility modifier, and it includes the name of the method – watch TV – and all the parameters.

Michael's Ford Mustang

Michael: Stefan, Katelyn, and I are gonna go on a... exercise adventure. Katelyn and I are gonna jog, Stefan is riding his bike, and we're gonna go down along the river, maybe hike to the M, and all while I wear this GoPro.

Outside

Michael: Okay. Camera's on. Don't say anything you don't want your mom to hear.

Katelyn Salem: Boobs!

Michael: Boobs?

I still see no Stefan.

( Siri beeps )

Michael: Text Stefan Chin.

Siri: Okay. What do you want to say to Shefan Chin?

Michael: Did you already pass us question mark.

Run Keeper: Activity completed. Total time: 14 minutes 12 seconds. Total distance: 1.54 miles.

Michael: We are at the bottom of the trail that goes up to the M right now, waiting to see if Stefan wants to join us on the hike portion. I don't know exactly where he is. He said that he's at the university... on his bike somewhere. But I don't see him yet. Stefan says he doesn't wanna come hike, so... we are ascending the mountain without him. Apparently he's just gonna bike around the university and... maybe we'll find him when we come back down.

( Michael breathes outward as wind blows )

Katelyn was saying... that she thought that by the time we got to the M... we would've gotten... at least four whiffs of marijuana.

Katelyn: Three.

Michael: Oh I thought you said four?

Katelyn: Three.

Michael: She said four.

( Katelyn laughs )

Michael: But you know, today— Today is 4/20, so that's a thing. So far we've smelled zero.

Okay, we've reached the bottom. I didn't smell marijuana once. Katelyn said she smelled it once.

Katelyn: I smelled it once at the very end.

Michael: We did smell a very... nice smelling man who jogged past us in the other direction.

Katelyn: Yeah. He smelled like coconuts.

Michael: Was he the one with the nice muscles?

Katelyn: Yeah.

Michael: He had nice muscles.

How was your time?

Stefan Chin: I don't know, like, my stats?

Michael: Oh, ho— how was your... time spent riding?

Stefan: Oh, that was good. Enjoyable. I... some people don't respond to the bell.

Katelyn: No.

Michael: Do they have headphones in?

Stefan: Uh... No they were just in, I think they were on a love walk and they were stuck in their on little universe.

Michael: Oh. They don't respect (adding emphasis) the bell?

( Michael rings the bell )

Michael: Oooo.

Look! We're beating Stefan! We're— we're in front of him.

Stefan: Ahhh! Ahh!

Michael: Ahhh! Hey! He ain't even peddling!

Stefan: Ahh! Ahhhh!

Michael: He— He— He's not peddling!

You know Stefan?

Stefan: Huh?

Michael: Your calves... are very ad-mir-a-blay. Katelyn and I were admirring them.

Stefan: Oooo... You eyeballin' my calves?

Katelyn: Michael thinks you can flex your toes real good.

Michael: I bet you could flex those shoes right off.

Oh yeah, flex. Oh yeah. Yeahhh!

Fuddruckers Parking Lot

Michael: After that run, we're going to Fuddruckers.

Stefan: I burned 649 calories.

Michael: Let me just focus on your face.

Stefan: I burned 649 calories.

Michael: I... don't know how many I burned.

Stefan: 649?

Michael: Probably not.

Stefan: Not that many?

Michael: Probably less than that.

Stefan: Mmm. Shoulda rode a bike with me.

( Michael fakes a stuttered laugh )

( Stefan joins him in laughing )

Fuddruckers

The camera pans up on Claire Grosvenor eatting. Michael headbangs to the music playing in the restaurant.

Fuddruckers Employee: (Over the loudspeaker) Jason, your shake's ready.

Michael: (Excitedly) They have shakes?

Stefan: Yeah.

Cold Stone Creamery

Cold Stone Employee: You have beautiful calves.

Stefan: Thank you! That is the second compliment on my calves that I've had today. (To Michael) Yes!

( Michael laughs )

Michael's Apartment

Michael: I finished... everything that I needed to finish today. All of the SciShow and CrashCourse stuff. And look! It's not even midnight! Right cat? Right.

It's a semi-reasonable hour – it's like midnight – and I'm gonna go to sleep now. I don't have to get up until eight. So... maybe I'll get... almost eight hours of sleep.