Oreganian/Oregonian
Episode Information[edit | edit source]
- Date of video
- February 15th, 2014
- Date of upload
- February 16th, 2014
- Duration
- 5 minutes 33 seconds
- Edited by
- Michael Aranda
- Appearances by
- Michael Aranda
- Katelyn Salem
- Stefan Chin
- Alan Lastufka
- Nick Jenkins
- Kristen Franklin
- Laura Chernikoff
Location[edit | edit source]
- Missoula, Montana
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Michael's Apartment
Michael: (Quietly) Kitty. You're a sphinx kitty.
(Water Running)
Michael: (Sigh) I look sixteen years old.
Kristen's House
Kristen Franklin: (Laughs)
Stefan Chin: Uhm
(Rock Music)
Kristen: There's a lot of beer, that I brought back from Canada
Michael: I feel like ... Where did you go?
Kristen: I went to Canada and Oregon and brought back respective beers from each location.
Michael: So you have Canadian beer and Oreganian?
Kristen: Gonian.
Michael: Oregonian beer?
Stefan: (Southern Twang) Oregonian.
Kristen: (Laughs) (Southern Twang) Oreganian.
Stefan: Portlandian. Portlandish.
Kristen: Yeah. You want to start with the ruby?
Stefan: Sure
Kristen: Ok. That's (inaudible) my favorite, from, uh, McMenamins.
Stefan: That's very light.
Kristen: Yeah
Stefan: Yeah.
Kristen: Yeah.
Michael: Do you like it?
Stefan: Mmmhmm.
Laura Chernikoff: Yeah. It's good.
Kristen: It's good. Cause I was gonna be made otherwise.
Laura: Get kicked out.
Michael: I'm eating a salad.
Alan Lastufka: (inaudible)
Michael: (High groan) I just got my finger in the shot. Ahhhhhh.
Nick Jenkins: Professional videographer.
Michael: It's time for another exciting episode of Battlestar Galactica.
Someone: Battlestar Galactica!
(Various Cheers)
Michael: Starring Stefan Chin!
Stefan:Bayeeee.
Laura: The Chin is in.
Michael: La-ura Chernikoff!
(People chuckling)
Michael: Kristen Franklin! Alan Lastufka! Nick Jenkins!
Stefan: Ahhh.
Michael: And me.
Nick: Boooo.
Kristen: Move this out of arm's reach.
Michael: You want me to knock this over?
Kristen: Noo.
Michael: Here's what I am. I wonder what everybody else is.
(Gasps and uneasy noises)
Michael: We're halfway through. Uhm, how do we, oh, cause we have, we have two and two. We need to get to eight. Uh, Stefan is not a cylon.
Stefan: We know of.
Michael: That we know of.
Stefan: But, I'm some kind of sympathizer, so I got sent to the brig.
Michael: So who else is a cylon? Hmmm, hmmm, hmmmm! Cylon's drink beer, I bet.
Laura: Yeah.
Michael: We're running pretty low on population. Wha, more beer?
Kristen: Stefan.
Everyone: Woah!
Michael: Everyone's gettin' all, whew.
Laura: Lot of cylons.
Alan: Guess I am the only human here.
Nick: He's not drinking.
Michael: I'm not drinkin' nothing.
Alan: Oh, ok.
Kristen: You were drinking Rockstar.
Michael: That's not beer.
Kristen: But maybe only cylons drink Rockstar. Alan!
Alan: Yes, comrade!
(Laughter)
Michael: The cylons are out. Alan is a cylon. Kristen is a cylon.
Kristen: My bad.
Nick: This makes sense.
Michael: The cylons are dating!
(Laughter)
Michael: We're down to one population.
Kristen: Hell yeah.
Alan: I took em' out.
Kristen: Suck it.
Michael: Wow.
Alan: (Singing) Suck it.
Stefan: Wow, I'm not even in the freaking, oh, I didn't even draw this much. Damn it.
Nick: (Chuckling) Stefan is a little drunk.
Alan: More than a little.
Kristen: Little bit.
Stefan: Ahh, just a little. Uhhh.
Kristen: I mean, knowing how I feel, I can't imagine.
Michael: It's just down to the wire here. What's Kristen going to do?
Kristen: I'm going to be, I'm going to be very nervous because Michael's filming me. Uhm, I guess....
Michael: Let me just zoom in.
Kristen: (Laughing) I'm going to attack something. I'm very sure.
Alan: It might be Michael.
Stefan: (Uneasy squealing sound).
Kristen: Uh, I mean, my eyes hurt. Who the f*** gets in on it that close? Uhm, I'm gonna do the thing Alan said. And attack.
Alan: K, so you have to move here.
Kristen: I have to move there.
Alan: And then, roll to attack.
Stefan: Oh my god.
Alan: I don't know what you want, but high I guess.
Nick and Alan: Four.
Nick: Does that do anything?
Kristen: Michael!
Michael: That does no..uhhh, that is nothing.
Kristen: Sh*t balls.
Alan: Ok, we tried.
Kristen: I tried.
Nick: Are we gonna, are we gonna risk?
Stefan: That's a good question. Uhm.
Michael: Well, I feel like...
Kristen: Are you gonna risk it for the biscuit?
Michael: I could, I could go to weapons control and get rid of that and then and theoretically, we're not super...
Stefan: Super in danger.
Michael: In danger of losing population.
Nick: Here's the thing. You don't have a lot of skill cards. Well, you kinda do. Nobody else does. And...
Stefan: If we get a bad crisis...
Nick: If we get a bad crisis and it takes a population, then we're screwed. I feel like we need a Hail Mary. That's my attitude right now.
Stefan: I don't know.
Michael: Ok. So I'm attacking that little dude over there.
Nick: Uhm, nope.
Stefan: Oh my.
Michael: I didn't do any.
Stefan: That's okay, that's okay. Crisis is the most important part.
Michael: So now, crisis card. Whew.
Stefan: Is it good?
Michael: It has a jump.
Stefan: Ok.
Michael: Uhm, if we lose, we get minus one morale.
Kristen: Which takes you down to one.
Stefan: (Intensely) That's fine! We have two morale!
Laura: My turn.
Michael: We're so close to jumping.
Laura: Oh my god, Nick!
Michael: We just need to, woah, haja, haji (screaming). We just jumped.
Stefan: The humans won for the first time.
Nick: Woo, woo.
Michael: I think, I think, ha, eh, we, we, we won.
Stefan: We did it!
Michael: The humans won!
Kristen: Only because you guys were playing wrong for the majority of the time.
Stefan: Only to be, to be fair, this was the first time we actually played the game correctly.
(Laughter)
Nick: Uhhh.
Laura: Makes a difference, apparently.
Kristen: It does.
Stefan: Apparently.
Kristen: To play the game the correctly means the humans stand a chance.
Stefan and Laura: Yes.
Stefan: We do have a chance.
Nick: But, we also did start with all of the, these things turned all the way up.
(Chorus of No's)
Kristen: We started at default.
Nick: Oh my god, we're bad asses.
Alan: Yeah
(Laughter)
Stefan: To do that.
Kristen: I'm gonna need a slow clap for that. Good job humans.
Nick: This is a big day guys. The humans finally won.
Michael's Apartment
Michael: For the last, like, three hours now, I've been working on what I hope will become the opening track of my album. And, it's sounding pretty cool. Uh, I'm gonna keep it a secret for now, but I'll let you look at it. Isn't it pertty. Mmmhmmm. Anyway, I think it's sleep time. So, goodnight.