On The Lips

Episode Information

Date of video

October 22nd, 2015

Date of upload

November 22th, 2015

Duration

12 minutes 42 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Logan George

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Samantha Fall

Chyna Grove

Craig Benzine

Corey Vidal

Mickie Halpern

Olivia

Cassandra

Justin (Voldey/J-Dog)

Toby Turner

Brock Summer

Mary Zhao

Corrado Coia

Brought to you by

Debbie Chute

Teddy Freedman

Sacha Mitchell

Location

October 22nd, 2015

Missoula, Montana

Missoula International Airport

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Minneapolis – Saint Paul International Airport

Toronto, Ontario

Toronto Pearson International Airport

Fairmount Royal York

Chipotle

Weather

Missoula, Montana

Clear

Temperature: 32°F/0°C

Wind: 4.6 MPH

Humidity: 100%

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Clear

Temperature: 55.9°F/13°C

Wind: Calm

Humidity: 66%

Toronto, Ontario

Clear

Temperature: 60.8°F/16°C

Wind: 16.1 MPH

Humidity: 42%

Anthropometry

Weight: No data

Body Fat: No data

Heart Rate: 56 bpm

Blood Pressure: 119/72 mmHg

Season Four Stats

Distance

Jogged: 56.7 mi/90 km

Cycled: 124.3 mi/200 km

Driven: 4751 mi/7646 km

Flown: 13403 mi/21570 km

Food

Boloco: 1

Bobby's Burger Palace: 2

Burger King: 5

Burger's Priest: 2

Caffe Dolce: 3

Chipotle: 44

Cold Stone: 7

Dairy Queen: 1

Denny's: 1

Doc's 1

Domino's: 6

Earl of Sandwich: 1

Finn & Porter: 2

Fuddruckers: 1

Hero Certified Burgers: 2

HuHot: 3

In-N-Out: 1

Jimmy John's: 4

Lil' Orbits: 2

Lizzy's: 1

Lucky Red: 1

Market On Front: 15

McDonald's: 4

Mike's Pastry: 1

One Hour: 1

Pita Pit: 4

Pizza Hut: 3

Potbelly: 2

Quiznos: 13

The Squealing Pig: 1

Subway: 1

Sweet Peaks: 3

Tagliare: 3

Tamarack: 1

Tasty Burger: 1

UC Food Court: 1

Wendy's: 1

Wok N Talk: 2

Yogurty's: 2

Misc

Bacon Slaps: 1

Flights: 16

Gym Visits: 1

Haircuts: 2

Papyrus: 5

Plane Issues: 2

Transcript

Michael's Apartment Michael: It is four in the morning, my flight is in one hour and fourty-five minutes. These five a.m. flight have become routine.

(Flight, montage)

Outside Toronto Pearson International Airport

Michael: Look at that car right there, it has my name in the windshield, that's fancy.

In Chauffeured Vehicle

Michael: How far is the hotel from here?

Chaffaureur: It depends, if it is gonna be like ths, an hour. It is normally 30 mintues.

Fairmount Royal York Hotel

Michael: EEYYYYYY?

Samantha: EEYYYYY

Chyna: Hey, how are you?

Craig: Who is that? I thought that'd be Aranda.

Buffer Festival Sign-in

Volunteer: Hello!

Michael: Hi, how are you?

Volunteer: Good!

Michael: This is my schedule?

Volunteer: Yus.

Hotel Hall

Michael: Hi Corey!

Corey: Hello.

Michael: How are you?

Corey: Good, I missed you.

Michael: I missed you too, It's been uuhh--

Corey: Lets kiss right on the lips. (They litterally kiss each other on the lips) That was just right on the mouth.

(Michael laughs)

Michael's Hotel Room

Michael: Alright so here's the hotel room. We gotta big mirror right here. This is the bathroom, bathtub, pretty standard, mirror, mirror, sink. (Knocks on sink) That's, that's a solid sink. Desk for doing desk-y things, television, some chairs. I like this fancy little clock. I think the first order of business is to make it as cold as possible in here... which already appears to be the case. What's the view look like? I have a view of Union Station, and Telus, and some other buildings too.

Another Hotel Room

Michael: So I am sitting here on this couch with Mickie.

Mickie: Hello, long time no see.

Michael: Whom all of you know, I am feeling very exhausted, and I am in a room with Olivia who has way too much energy. Cassandra, who I don't believe I've met before.

Cassandra: No.

Michael: But apparently she does makeup things. Over here we have Voldey, who does live in Canada but not this part of Canada.

Olivia: His name is J-Dog, can you get it right, Michael?

J-Dog: That just became a things like, two days ago.

Michael: Speaking of dogs, how many dogs did you pet at this dog convention?

Olivia: I went to a dog show thing in London and there was over two-hundred breeds, and each one of the breeds had a least like three or four dogs. So I just pet ev--

Michael: Did you pet litterally every single dog?

Olivia: Every dog, and my Snapchat story was like ten-minutes long. (Laughter)

Chipotle

Michael: We've arrived at the promise land.

(Mexican-style Chipotle music timelapse)

At Party

Toby: These shoes I got six years ago for free from Heelies, and they told me that, 'Oh, we're gonna release these and they're gonna be y'know--', and I was like 'Oh, these are the coolest one's you've made so far'. So they sent me this one pair and they look horrible, they're turning six years old, they're horrible. But they don't make them anymore, they never sold these friggin shoes. They're the best, they don't have anything else as good as this, it makes me sad.

Michael: Do you have other shoes?