Nobody Has a Pink

Episode Information

Date of video

March 27th, 2014

Date of upload

March 28th, 2014

Duration

6 minutes 13 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Nick Jenkins

Matthew Gaydos

Kristen Franklin

Location

Missoula, Montana

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Nick Jenkins' Apartment

Cold Stone Creamery

Transcript

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Michael Aranda: We're here today to celebrate Stefan's birthday.

Kristen Franklin: Yeaaah!

Matt Gaydos: Happy birthday Stefan.

Michael: But he's not here.

Katelyn Salem: He's not here.

Kristen: He's not here.

Matthew: Oh.

Michael: Sooo...

Kristen: We're celebrating without him.

Michael: Yaaay.

Kristen: We're celebrating the absence of Stefan.

Michael: Stefan's here now!

Stefan Chin: Ayeeee.

Michael: We were celebrating your birthday without you earlier.

Stefan: Oh good.

Michael: Welcome.

Stefan: Ay.

Michael: Happy birthday.

Stefan: Aye, thanks.

Michael: Welcome to twenty-eight.

Stefan: Oooo, nngnn.

Kristen: How do you feel?

Stefan: Eh. (in a lower voice) Ehhh.

Nick Jenkins: How do you feel to be in your (adding emphasis) late twenties now?

( Kristen fake gasps )

Stefan: I think I already felt like I was in my late twenties.

Matthew: How does it feel to be half dead?

Stefan: That's not.... I'm not quite there yet,

Kristen: He's only going to live to fifty-six?

Nick: You're only going to be in your fifties?

( Nick laughs )

Stefan: That's pretty— That's pretty pessimistic Matt.

Matthew: Weelll.

Stefan: Are you bitter cause you lost the race to 6,000 subscribers?

( Everyone oooooohhs )

Michael: Wait, I wasn't recording. Pretend like you don't know what it is. What did you get for your birthday Stefan?

( Wrapping paper crinkles )

Stefan: Seven W—

( Wrapping paper crinkles )

Matthew: You know the second word.

Stefan: It's Sev— Seven Wonders.

Michael: Oooh.

( Nick and Kristen laugh )

Matthew: I'm so mad at you for the way you did that.

Stefan: Ooooo, it was beautiful.

( Stefan hugs Kristen )

Kristen: Awww.

Stefan: Awww. Um, that's cool.

Kristen: That's not an entirely selfless gift because I want to play.

Stefan: I kno—

( Stefan laughs )

Stefan: (Shocked) Wait, have you played that one yet?

Kristen: No.

( Stefan gasps )

Nick: Oh, it's really good.

Stefan: We should play that tonight.

Nick: It's a really good game.

Matthew: Let's go play!

Michael: But we need to go to Coldstone first.

Kristen: Yeah we do.

Nick: No, you do and you do.

Stefan: Daaamn, we should go later though, you know, (in a deeper voice) after I digest a little bit.

Nick: Yeah, cause I think we're all kinda full.

Stefan: Yeah, had a lotta sushee and uh...

Matthew: (Gesturing towards Michael) I'm with you.

Stefan's Car

Michael: Oooooo, busteeed.

Nick Jenkins' Apartment

Katelyn: I can't even pronounce this.

Michael: I got—

Stefan: Halikarnassόs.

Michael: Olympia.

Matthew: (Strained grunt) Nick. Nick, come pick.

Michael: That's this one.

Nick: Oh. I guess I need another chair.

Michael: You got this one?

Katelyn: Come pick! I got that one.

Nick: Yeah, I guess—

Matthew: (Singing) Babylon.

Stefan: I guess we need a chair.

Mchael: What did you get?

Matthew: (Singing) Babylon.

Michael: (Imitating Matthew) Babylon.

Matthew: Oh god.

Stefan: Roadies. Roadies.

Michael: Happy birthday.

Kristen Rhodes?

Stefan: Rhodes.

Michael: I have to pay you two.

Katelyn: You? Oh!

Michael: Enjoy.

Katelyn: Oh.

Michael: We finished the first age.

Kristen: (In the background) I feel like I don't know... what I'm doing.

Michael: Is that what it's called? The first, first something?

Nick: (In the background) Well, that's cause you don't yet.

Stefan: (Yawning) Yesh.

Katelyn: Yes, the first age.

Stefan: (In fake yawning voice) Yes, we're in age two.

( Michael makes fake yawning noises mimicing Stefan )

Kristen: Well like, I don't know if I'm, like, making a wrong decision or not.

Michael: You're making a wrong decision.

Stefan: It's all wrong! Everything is wrong.

Kristen: It's my first time! Be gentle!

Matthew: I'm very mad at both of you.

Michael: Why are you so angry?

Matthew: Cause this is a dead zone for resources over here.

Nick: Well, you're already sort of focusing on blue.

Kristen: Yeah.

Matthew: Nobody has a pink.

Kristen: But there is a blue on that I don't know if I'm allowed t—

Michael: Pink.

Matthew: Pink!

( Nick laughs )

Michael: Ok, we reached the end of the second age.

( Stefan sighs deeply )

Michael: Matt Gaydos is building up an army over there.

Matthew: It's true.

Nick: So am I.

Katelyn: You have too many resources.

Michael: Nick is building up an army— I almost called you Nick Gaydos.

( Everyone chuckles )

Matthew: Not yet!

Nick: Not yet. W— It's in the plans though.

Matthew: It's not legal in our state though.

Nick: It will be. Just hold out hope.

Matthew: One day. Our love... can be proven? Nothin', nothin'.

Nick: Blossom! I like the word blossom.

Matthew: I like the show Blossom.

Nick: I did not.

Katelyn: Look at all my coins!

( Nick laughs )

Michael: It's the end of the third age. Stefan's adding up the points.

Stefan: I... not adding points.

Michael: He's not adding up the points!

Nick: (Laughing) He's— He's just trying to find the app to add up the points.

Michael: Happy birthday!

Stefan: Well, I have to ender— "enter" each players name.

( Nick and Katelyn laugh )

Stefan: So, you're Phhhh, you're Augustus, you're Kakatikatamimite.

Matthew: Why are we those?

Stefan: Ummm, it's ok.

( Everyone laughs )

Stefan: Military points.

Matthew: You didn't answer my question!

Stefan: Military points.

Matthew: Why are we Phhhh?

Stefan: Michael wins.

Michael: Oh, yaaay!

( Everyone yaaays )

Stefan: Happy birthday!

Outside

Kristen: Ooo, pretty.

Michael: Look at the sky.

Kristen: Instagram that shit!

Stefan (In a deep voice) Instagram that ho.

Michael: That— That was a little aggressive.

( Kristen laughs )

Stefan's Car

Kristen: It's beautiful.

Stefan: It's got that ambient lighting.

Michael: There's no ambient lighting back here.

Stefan: Yeah, in the cup holder.

Kristen: Yeah.

Stefan: Wooooo dis. You have to look between Katelyn's legs.

Kristen: To find the pink.

Michael: Oh, look at that pink light.

Matthew: Oh, I wasn't gonna say it.

Michael: We've got five people

Matthew and Stefan: Ugh!

Michael: in a car that was designed for four and a half people.

( Katelyn and Kristen laughs )

Cold Stone Creamery

Michael: Cold Stone Creamery?

Kristen: Wooooo.

Michael: Yeaaah!

(Camera pans over to Black Cherry Pie)

Matthew: I'm gettin' that one.

Stefan: Yeah, it's a little dripping.

Michael: What are you getting?

Stefan: A shake.

Michael: What kind?

Stefan: Sweet cream with, uh... sprinkles.

Michael: Why not a birthday thing?

Stefan: That is a birthday thing.

Michael: But it's your birthday.

Stefan: It's got sprinkles!

Michael: Oh.

Nick Jenkins' Apartment

( Michael slurps his shake )

Kristen: —coins.

Katelyn: I have the coins!

Stefan: Katelyn's got coins! Katelyn's got coins!

Katelyn: I have coins!

Kristen: You need coins.

Stefan: I got coins.

Kristen: You got coins. Michael!

Michael: I just drank over a thousand calories guys!

Stefan: Don't talk about calories right now.

Kristen: Michael you need coins.

Michael: I need coins?

Kristen: There's your coins.

Michael: Thanks for my coins.

We just finished game two of Seven Won—

( Nick holders up two fingers )

Michael: — Two Wonders.

( Nick laughs )

Stefan: Two wonders! Ok, um, I got 39 points.

Michael: Yeah, happy birthday.

Stefan: Nick got 56 points.

Katelyn: Wooo!

Kristen: Oh!

Stefan: Good performance.

Kristen: Impressive.

Stefan: Kristen, 33.

Kristen: Better than my last game.

Stefan: Phhhhth

( Katelyn laughs )

Stefan: Aka, Matt Gaydos. Uh, 41 points. Michael, 56 points. Tying Nick.

Nick: Oooooooh.

Stefan: Katelyn, 61 points!

( Everyone oooooohs loudly )

( Katelyn yells excitedly )

Kristen: Upset.

Katelyn: Your grains don't even matter.

( Everyone laughs )

Matthew: That's amazing.

Kristen: Look at my coins.

Stefan: (Pointing at Michael) Yeah, cause you had green, but nothing else. And she had a lot of different things.

Nick: She— The blue!

Katelyn: I've never played with the—the blue cards before.

Matthew: She "blue" us all away...

Kristen: No.

Matthew: Nope?

Katelyn: But, it's working.

Stefan: Happy birthday.

Michael: Ok, round three—

Nick: Oh god!

( Stefan imitates a drum roll )

Michael: of Seven Wonders.

Stefan: Ahhhh! Ok, I got 45 points. Not bad.

Katelyn: Happy birthday!

Stefan: Nick, (laughs) thirty se— Oh, my... dad is calling me.

( Everyone laughs )

Stefan: I will call him back. In just a second. Uh, Nick, 37 points.

Nick: Loser.

Stefan: Kristen, 23 points.

Nick: Oooh, bigger loser.

Kristen: Shame.

Stefan: Matt, 48 points.

Nick: Oooo!

Stefan: Current leader. Michael, 59 points.

( Everyone chuckles )

Stefan: And... Katelyn...

( Stefan imitates a drum roll )

Stefan: 43.

( Everyone oooohs sadly )

Stefan: Michael wins.

Kristen: Michael wins.

( Nick chuckles )