More Battlestar

Episode Information

Date of video

January 22nd, 2014

Date of upload

January 23rd, 2014

Duration

4 minutes 36 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Kristen Franklin

Matthew Gaydos

Nick Jenkins

Location

Missoula, Montana

Transcript

Michael's Apartment

Michael: I got another fun treat in the mail today... Autotune 7.

Stefan: I love how it has the stupid badge on it.

Michael: Why is it stupid?

Stefan: It looks like it- This whole box design looks like it came from the 90s.

Michael: It's a little weird, yeah. Um-

Stefan: It's old school. Like there's a four-disk set in there. Floppy disks.

Michael: What is in there? I don't know. But I have been using Autotune 6. And with Autotune 7, they introduced some time-correction tools, which I'm excited to use.

Stefan: Ooh.

Michael: (laughing) Um, eatin' some eggs?

Stefan: You know girl, I gotta start to get my proteins.

Michael: What is the plan for the evening?

Stefan: Um, We are, why you gotta ask me when my mouth is full of egg, you-

Michael: Take two: what are the plans for today?

Stefan: It's- We are having an impromptu game of Battlestar Galactica and hopefully I'm not the only human. 'Cause that sucked balls.

Michael: Who's going?

Stefan: Um- oh, uh- Matthew Gaydos, Kristen, Nick, and us.

Nick's Apartment

Michael: I have gathered you all here today to play Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game, a game of politics, betrayal, and survival.

Stefan: So say we all.

Michael: So say we all.

Michael: Look who found the squeak toy.

Stefan: (inaudible) ... all the way to Kobol.

(laughter)

Stefan: Wait, what? Don't be filming that!

Michael: So for today's game of Battlestar, I have chosen Laura Roslin. Matt Gaydos is...

Matt: Apollo.

Michael: Apollo. Nick is Chief. Stefan is Captain Adama.

Nick: Admiral.

Michael: Oh. Oh, yeah, this is Capt- no, with, is he? (confusion)

Matt: I've never seen the show.

Stefan: He was not a Captain of the ship, though. He was just, like- like, a military rank, yeah. Which I always thought was kind of confusing.

Michael: (points at Stefan) He's daddy Adama. (points at Matt) He's- he's baby Adama.

Kristen: Adorable.

Matt: You're my dad?

Stefan: You came from my loins.

Matt: What up? I didn't even know.

Michael: And Kristen is Gaius Baltar.

Krsiten: Check out that hair.

Stefan: He had sex with a Cylon for two years

Kristen: Hot.

Michael: Okay, we drew cards to see whether or not we are Cylons. This is what I am.

Matt, you wanna film that?

Matt: Film what?

Michael: Just- your card. So that they know what you are.

Matt: I feel like you'll watch it.

Michael: I won't watch it.

Matt: I feel like you will.

Michael: I won't, though.

Matt: I feel like you will.

Kristen: Just do it. You should do it.

Matt: Alright.

Stefan: He won't watch it.

Matt: Alright.

Stefan: I'll watch it.

Matt: This is what I am or am not. It's kind of out of focus.

Michael: That's fine.

Matt: Alright, and now Michael's gonna watch that and know what I am.

Michael: Nick.

Matt: Oh.

Nick: I am a blue yeti.

Matt: I think he's playing the wrong game.

(laughter)

Nick: There, it's in focus now.

Stefan: Are we going all the way around? Okay. Katelyn can see, though.

Matt: She's not playing the game! That's not gonna work at all.

Stefan: Go in focus! Go in focus! I mean... okay.

Kristen: And I got to draw two cards.

Matt: Ooh.

Michael: Ohh. Double the chances.

Matt: Double the fun... Or something.

Michael: Okay.

Nick: Chew your gum.

Michael: Here we go.

Guess who just outed himself as a Cylon.

Kristen: Stefan.

Stefan: I- me. (feigns cheering) Robots. Robots.

Michael: He didn't do too much damage. He did- he did throw Matt in the brig.

Matt: To my heart. 'Cause he's my father.

Stefan: I have plans for more- for more damage. Damage is on the way.

Michael: Oh, okay.

Stefan: (nods)

Michael: So we've reached the halfway point of the game, at which point everybody has to draw a new loyalty card so it's possible that people who were not Cylons will become Cylons.

Kristen: (whispers) Shit.

Michael: This is the- this is the crazy- crazy bit. What did I get?

Stefan: Why do I have an extra?

Michael: Uh-huh... Okay.

Nick: So do we reveal something?

Matt: No, you don't reveal anything if you don't want to.

Stefan: No, you just learn about your-

Nick: I thought there was a point where you had to force-

Katelyn: You don't ever have to reveal yourself if you don't want to.

Michael: I lost. The fleet was lost.

Stefan: I finally won. And I had teammates - I wasn't alone - that was awesome.

Michael: Yeah.

Nick: For clarity, we both lost.

Michael: Yeah.

Nick: Yeah.

Katelyn: (to Stefan) You were alone at first...

Stefan: I was alone at first, but I knew that I would have teammates eventually.

Matt: Got your back, dad.

Stefan: Yeah!