Mom, She's Making a Joke

Episode Information

Date of video

March 18th – 19th, 2014

Date of upload

March 20th, 2014

Duration

6 minutes 22 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Index

Jessica Angelo

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Locations

Missoula, Montana

Michael Aranda's Temporary Apartment

Michael Aranda's Ford Mustang

U-swirl Frozen Yogurt

Albertsons

Asahi

Transcript

Michael's Temporary Apartment

Michael Aranda: There's a bird out there ... and Index really wanted to play with it.

Michael's Ford Mustang

Michael: Ok, I just finished work for the day. We filmed SciShow and Crash Course, and what's that other one?

Jessica Angelo: Adult one?

Michael: How to Adult. Uhhhhm, and now we just ordered pizza. I haven't gotten Dominos in weeks and weeks and wee, like probably months. How do you feel about that?

Jessica: You're welcome. About us getting Dominos? About you not having Dominos.

Michael: Yes.

Jessica: (Laughing) Ok, well the first one, I'm glad we're getting Dominos. The second one, I'm not glad you haven't had Dominos in a while.

Michael: Oh hey Stefan.

Stefan Chin: Wha?

Michael: How's it going over there in your new car?

Stefan: Oh it's good.

Michael: Is good.

Stefan: Is good.

Michael: Yeah!

Stefan: Very good.

Michael: Wanna race?

Stefan: Ok.

Michael: You ready?

Stefan: Go!

Michael: Oh, we're at Dominos.

Stefan: Ooooh! We got there.

Michael: Heeey.

Stefan: Who won?

Michael: I don't know. It looks like my car is further ahead than yours.

Stefan: You're a little bit further forward, so (Hiss sound)

Michael: We won!

Stefan: Woooo!

Jessica: No, not you.

Stefan: Oh.

Jessica: Us, we won.

Stefan: Well.

Jessica: We won.

Stefan: But we're all on the same team, right?

Michael: You can be happy for us.

Stefan: Yeah.

Jessica: Were you happy for us?

Stefan: I'm happy for you guys.

Jessica: Thank you.

Stefan: Wooooo!

( Jessica Laughing )

Stefan: Good job.

Jessica: We tried really hard.

Michael: And got so far.

Stefan: And got so far. But in the end!

Jessica: But in the end it doesn't matter.

Michael: Daaang, look at all that pizza in the back seat. It looks pretty good, mmmmm? Mmmm? Oh, where'd Stefan go?

U-swirl Frozen Yogurt

Michael: Tart. Hawaiian pineapple.

Katelyn Salem: Look it, it's green.

Michael: That looks gross. Cake batter. That's where I'm at.

(Background chatter)

Jessica: Mmmmm. (Laughing)

Michael: How do you feel about it?

Jessica: It's not as good as ice cream. But, I'll take it.

Katelyn: I also agree.

Michael: What?

Katelyn: I prefer Cold Stone.

Michael: What? You wanna go to Cold Stone after this?

Katelyn: It's, no.

Jessica: I think it's a little early.

Katelyn: I think that's ok.

Stefan: For some sweet cream?

Michael: You wanna go to Cold Stone after this?

Stefan: For some sweet cream with the rainbow sprankles?

Michael: For some sweet cream with the rainbow sprinkles.

Stefan: In a rainbow sprinkly chocolate cone.

Michael: So do you wanna go to Cold Stone after this? (Chuckling)

Stefan: That sounds like too many cold ice cream treats.

(Jessica laughing)

Michael: We're comparing hand sizes, with Jessica. That's Stefan's.

Stefan: That's too close.

Michael: Here's mine. Ok, now compare your's to Katelyn.

Jessica: Oh no, it's gonna be so cute.

Stefan: Awwww.

Jessica: A normal female.

(Laughter)

Jessica: Standard.

Stefan: I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking.

Albertsons

Michael: Banana babies?

Stefan: But, you should ask to see the other one.

Jessica: What's the other picture?

Michael: What?

Jessica: What's the other picture?

Michael: What other picture?

Jessica: The other one that you have.

Michael: The, what?

(Long pause, then laughter)

Michael: What's happening?

Stefan: Where's the other picture?

Jessica: The incriminating something-or-other.

Stefan: Why don't you turn off that camera?

(Jessica Laughing)

Outdoors

Jessica: (Sad) My phone died!

Michael: Your phone died right now as you're trying to take a picture?

Jessica: Yeah. Nooooo. How will my dad know I left the house?

(Wind)

Jessica: But it's not out of battery. It just does this. Only when it's important.

Michael: It's windy.

Jessica: (Sighs) We all have our phones. It looks like we're trying to find service.

(Wind)

Michael: Oh thank god, they put a sidewalk right here. That's just what I needed. Thanks.

Downtown Missoula

Stefan: Did you come back in time from a year from now and say "Remember to live you camera out".

Jessica: Yes, so I can video.

(Michael's footsteps)

Michael: We're walking through downtown Missoula. Givin' Jessica some sights to look at and not film for her video.

Stefan: Heeee.

Michael: Did you even bring your camera with you?

Jessica: No. I didn't know what we were gonna do after getting yogurt.

Michael: Always bring your camera.

Asahi

Michael: Look at that sushi.

Stefan: Did you know the average penis size in the Congo is seven point three inches?

Michael: I didn't know that.

Jessica: Fascinating.

Stefan: It's crazy.

Jessica: (Points at sushi) How big's that?

Michael: I don't know.

Jessica: That's more than seven point three. That's significantly more.

(Stefan nodding)

Michael: What's the average size in America?

Jessica: Not big enough.

Stefan: It's like five point six or something.

Jessica: I think it might be a little bit lower. I'd have to google this often. (Laughing)

Michael: Hey Stefan, can I see your photo roll?

Stefan: Yeah, I was just taking some pictures of Katelyn eating sushi. (Laughing)

Michael: That's a lot of pictures.

Jessica: She's not even eating it yet.

Michael: Better zoom in on that. Better focus on that.

Stefan: Yeah, that's good stuff.

Katelyn: That's my "I really love this frickin' sushi cause I'm high" picture.

Jessica: Perhaps she making a joke.

Michael: My fortune was "Old dreams never die. They just get filed away".

Stefan: That is kinda sad.

Michael: It's not really a fortune.

Stefan: That too. It's just life advice.

Michael's Temporary Apartment

Michael: So Jessica, have you finished your homework?

Jessica: No.

Michael: No?

Jessica: Noooo.

Michael: Why not?

Jessica: Because I tried and then I quit because I can put it off for a few more days.

Michael: You should do your homework.

Jessica: But, I'm reading comments telling me to do my homework.

Michael: And you still haven't done them. That happened, like, days ago.

Jessica: (Points at screen) This happened an hour ago. Not that one.

Michael: Yeah, but the thing they're commenting on is days old now.

Jessica: Yeah, like two days.

Michael: Yeah.

Jessica: But, yeah, but.

Michael: So it's been two days. How come you haven't finished your homework?

Jessica: Because now.

Michael: Tick tock!

Jessica: But, now I still have five days left. Six days even.

Stefan: AKA, chronic procrastinator.

Jessica: (Chuckling) Heelll yeaaah.

Stefan: For life!

Michael: Do you hear a noise kitty? Do you wanna go investigate? Hm? (Kitty meows) Better find out what it is. Or just lick yourself.

It's sleep time everybody. Say goodnight. Say goodnight Stefan.

(Points at Stefan sleeping on chair)