Katies
Episode Information[edit | edit source]
- Date of video
March 28, 2014
- Date of upload
- March 29, 2014
- Duration
- 4 minutes 13 seconds
- Edited by
- Michael Aranda
- Appearances by
- Michael Aranda
- Stefan Chin
- Nick Jenkins
- Katelyn Salem
- Abby
Location[edit | edit source]
- Missoula, Montana
- Michael Aranda's Apartment
- EcoGeek Office
- Famous Dave's Barbeque
- Nick Jenkins' Apartment
- Stefan Chin's Ford Fiesta
- McDonald's
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Outside Michael's Apartment
Michael Aranda: We’re filming SciShow Quiz Show today, um... and for that, I need my suit, but I left my suit in our old apartment... ‘cause I didn’t think I’d need it while they were redoing the floors. So I’m waiting for one of the apartment people to let me into my old apartment so I can get my suit and then I can go to the studio and film SciShow.
EcoGeek Office - SciShow Set
( Stefan Chin grunts )
( Michael grunts back )
Stefan holds up a Pizzamas Frisbee.
( Michael makes a quizzical noise )
( Stefan grunts )
( Michael grunts, resigned )
EcoGeek Office - Hallway
Michael: What’s that thing you got there?
Unknown Man: (In a weird voice) Hi!
( Michael laughs )
Unknown Man: (In weird voice) I like your tie!
Michael: Thanks! It’s a... it’s a SciShow tie! Um... Where’d that thing come from?
Unknown Man: Michael gave it to me.
Michael: Michael Gardner grew it?
Unknown Man: Yep.
Nick Jenkins: That is an amazing gourd.
Michael: Did it grow with the hat on it?
Unknown Man: It is— It is a big ass— It did.
( Michael and Unknown Man laugh )
Unknown Man: He sells these hats, too.
Michael: That’s weird.
Unknown Man: It is a butternut squash. It’s adorable. Its little stem—
Michael: You know what else is adorable?
Unknown Man: What?
Michael: That dog right there.
( Nick giggles )
Unknown Man: Thought you were pointing to my belly for a second.
Michael: Oh.
Unknown Man: I was like, wait a second!
Famous Dave's Barbeque
Nick: Go!
Michael: Root beer float in this amazing goblet glass thing. Better not let it overflow.
Nick: Oohhh...
Katelyn Salem: It’s purty.
Michael: Oh yeah. Pour some of that on top.
Stefan: It’s pretty awesome. Ohhh, dude.
Michael: Whew.
Katelyn: It looks amazing!
Nick: What do you think of that, Michael?
Michael: I feel like I need a— a more ornate straw than this for this amazing... goblet.
Nick: It is an amazing goblet.
Michael: I want, like, a big glass straw or something.
Nick: Maybe an umbrella?
Katelyn: It’s all frosty on the outside...
Michael: Yeah. I could do an umbrella.
Stefan: Katelyn? What do you think?
Katelyn: I think, um... I think I would like a taste.
Nick Jenkins' Apartment
Michael: (to Abby) Why you sittin’ there, Abby? Oh, it wouldn’t be because of all that (with added emphasis) meat on that plate right there...
( Nick laughs maniacally )
Michael: Would it?
Stefan: (in the background) No!
Michael: (in a tiny voice as Abby) Nooo...
Nick: Okay, Abby. I will give you this little piece of beef. Are you ready? Beg!
Abby stands on her hind legs.
Michael: Ohh! Such balance.
Nick: Wait. Wait... Okay. Good girl.
Michael: Nom nom nom nom nom!
Parking Lot
Michael: Oh god! It’s wet! It’s raining! It’s wet! It’s raining! Oh god!
Stefan’s Car - Parked
Michael: Whew!
( Stefan grunts )
Michael: Okay. Oh god. Gotta put my seat belt on!
( Stefan grunts )
“I Knew You Were Trouble” by Taylor Swift plays on the car radio.
Michael: Safety first! Welcome to another exciting episode of “Driving in the Middle of the Night” with Michael and Stefan!
Stefan: Woo! Let’s see. I don’t actually know how to work this yet.
The windshield wipers turn on.
Michael: Oh, you did it.
Stefan’s Car - Driving
The car passes a police car that has pulled someone over.
Michael: Ohh!
Stefan: Ah, got pulled over!
Michael: Busted! Ooh hoo hoo! Man!
Stefan: Naughty boy!
The car approaches McDonald's.
Michael: (Awestruck) The Golden Arches.
Stefan: Woo!
Michael: (Reading) “Try the new Clubhouse Burger.” What’s on the— What’s— What’s the Clubhouse Burger?
Stefan: I don’t know.
Michael: Maybe I should try it!
Stefan: Maybe you should try it out!
Stefan: (To the drive-thru speaker) ...and a Bacon Clubhouse Burger?
McDonald's Employee (Through the speaker) I’m sorry, we actually don’t serve our Clubhouse Burger after midnight, or... after midnight, yeah.
Stefan: Oh, no!
Michael: Apparently I’m not trying the Clubhouse Burger, because they don’t serve it after midnight.
Stefan: They don’t serve it.
Michael: Why is it displayed on their menu in a very big... display.
Stefan: I don’t know, there’s a Mercedes in the way of the ladies.
Michael: Up in front of that Mercedes... are some ladies.
( Stefan chortles )
Michael: I can’t think of anything else that rhymes other than “Hades” but I don't know— I can’t make “Hades” fit in a...
( Stefan makes a hissing sound )
Stefan: Pheuu.
Michael: I went to high school with a girl named Amanda Basaites.
Stefan: Really?
Michael: Yeah... Maybe both of the ladies are Katies.
( Michael and Stefan laugh )
Stefan: Good.
Michael: I wonder if they were born in the 80’s.
( Stefan laughs quietly )
Michael: The ladies just drove away! Now we can’t ask them out on any date-ies.
( Stefan makes a high-pitched noise )
Stefan: Dammit!
Michael: Ehh... Ehh...
Stefan: That was not very good.
Michael: Nah...
Maybe we could sail down the Euphrates. Heh?
McDonald’s Employee: You guys have a great night!
( Fast food bag crinkles as Stefan grabs it )
Michael: Heh?
Stefan: Ok thanks, you too!
Michael: Heh?
McDonald’s Employee: Thank you!
Michael: I— I’m makin’ jokes here.
Stefan: Give— Just take the bag! Just take the bag!
Michael: But... I made a good pun.
Stefan: (Reluctantly) Uh-huh.
Michael: If those ladies were pirates they’d say, “Arr, me mateys!”
Stefan: (Deflated) You’re the worst.
( Michael laughs )