Jawbone

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
September 8th, 2015
Date of upload
October 20th, 2015
Duration
2 minutes 7 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Logan George
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Glenn Kneebone
Stefan Chin
Nicole Sweeney
Hank Green
Matthew Gaydos
Nick Jenkins
Brought to you by
Andrew Brown
Richard Leo Taylor
Thomas Weir

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana

Weather[edit | edit source]

Overcast

Temperature: 64°F/18°C

Wind: 3.5 mph

Humidity: 38%

Anthropometry[edit | edit source]

Weight: 182.2 lbs/82.6 kg

Body Fat: 21.3%

Heart Rate: 55 bpm

Blood Pressure: No Data

Season Four Stats[edit | edit source]

Distance
Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km
Cycled: 78.8 mi/126 km
Driven: 4015 mi/6462 km
Flown: 6410 mi/10316 km
Food
Boloco: 1
Bobby's Burger Palace: 2
Burger King: 4
Burger's Priest: 1
Caffe Dolce: 2
Chipotle: 3
Coldstone: 3
Dairy Queen: 1
Denny's: 1
Domino's: 3
Earl of Sandwich: 1
Finn & Porter: 1
Fuddruckers: 1
Hero Certified Burgers: 2
HuHot: 1
In-N-Out: 1
Jimmy John's: 2
Lil' Orbits: 2
Lizzy's: 1
Lucky Red: 1
Market On Front: 8
McDonald's: 4
Mike's Pastry: 1
One Hour: 1
Pita Pit: 2
Pizza Hut: 3
Potbelly: 1
Quizno's: 1
The Squealing Pig: 1
Subway: 1
Sweet Peaks: 2
Tagliare: 3
Tamarack: 1
Tasty Burger: 1
UC Food Court: 1
Wendy's: 1
Wok N Talk: 2
Yogurty's: 2
Misc
Flights: 8
Gym Visits: 1
Haircuts: 1
Papyrus: 4
Plane Issues: 1

Transcript[edit | edit source]

University Library ???

Michael: This is Glenn preparing the next round of patreon shipments to go out. How do you feel about these tubes?

Glenn: Um, Martha Stewart might have problems but, I can do, I'm doing the best I can.

Michael: I like that these have the yellow and black thing going on. There's secret treasures inside.

Glenn: It uh, is a fossil from Africa. AfricanFossils.org has a bunch of free 3D print files online. So, um, that was printed out for the study of fossil for academic use.

Michael: What creature was this?

Glenn: A humanoid.

Michael: A humanoid? That's a huge jaw!

Glenn: Well, it's not to scale.

Michael: Oh, oh, ohhhh.

Physics Classroom

Physics Professor: So hopefully you can see that the -- is falling much faster. I keep doing this, get better at it, and basically all hitting the bottom at the same time.

The Office

Stefan: I want you here to make notes and tell me what the rules are. And then, I need, I need an outline

Nicole: Without you knowing the rules, or most of the rules

Stefan: Most of the rules.

Nicole: Without you knowing like 60% of the rules

(laughter)

Michael: So this was a, uh, beta version of wizard school?

Hank: Yeah yeah yeah.

Michael: It's Hank's new game.

Hank: Early wizard school.

Michael: How did everybody feel about it?

Matthew: It's new.

Stefan: I, I like it.

Matthew: We don't know what we're doing.

Stefan: I like it. We are, we, uh, I wanna play again. There's some issues to hammer out. Just clarification things, and then I wanna play again.

Nick: Yeah, I agree.

Hank: I think it, I think it will also be, uh, less troublesome when we have all of the cards to play with.

Matthew: Yes, that is true.

Nick: That is accurate.

'Matthew: When we have all of the pieces for the game.

Stefan: Yeah.

Nicole: Yeah.

Michael: Right cat? Right.