Independent Woman

Episode Information

Date of Video

January 31, 2014

Date of Upload

February 2, 2014

Edited By

Michael Aranda

Appearances By

Michael Aranda

Katelyn Salem

Stefan Chin

Hank Green

Nick Jenkins

Location

Missoula, Montana

Transcript

In the Studio

Nick: She's not happy about it.

Hank: She's like, "I know what's happening." Abby!

Nick: It's ok.

Hank: Abby.

Nick: Come on.

Hank: It's ok, come here.

Nick: Stay. (snaps) (incoherent mumbling) I know.

Hank: Yes, rub me. That's good.

Nick: Come here. (laughing)

Hank: You're such a.. such a (unknown).

Nick: She's like a greased pig.

Hank: Can I entice her up here somehow?

Nick: Yeah, just call her over.

Hank: Abby, come here! Come here, Abby!

Nick: Go on.

Hank: Abby, come here. Come here. I got something for you!

Nick: Tap, tap your legs.

Hank: I got something. (tapping legs) You wanna come up?

Nick: Abby.. (snaps fingers) go on.

Hank: Abby, come on. Abby, come on. What dad? What? Come on, Abby. Come here. Up! up, up! Oh, that's cute. That's cute.

Michael: This is why film makers love working with animals.

Nick: Oh, there we go.

Hank: (reading from script) We are constantly bombarded by stimuli even though we're only aware of what our own senses can pick up. Like, I can see and hear and feel and smell this Corgi but I can't hunt using sonar like a bat or hear a mole tunnel underground like an owl or see ultraviolet and infrared light like a manta shrimp. Probably can't even smell half of what you can smell. No, no. We have different senses. Hummm... yeah.

Nick: (laughing)

Michael: You just earned that video thousands of likes.

(all laughing)

Hank: Are you gonna stay? That's fine if you wanna stay.

In a Gas Station

Michael: I asked Stefan if he wanted anything from the gas station. Uh, and he asked for some Steel reserve, which is a beer which means now at the age of 27, almost 28, I am about to buy beer for the first time in my life. I, I got a milkshake from this thing and then I put it into a little cup right here and it went up inside and now its blending my milkshake for me. This is like, the future.

Katelyn: We live in the future.

Michael: We do.

Katelyn: But you missed the guy sucking on the straw. Maybe he’ll, they’ll show him again. It’s going back up.

Michael: Come on. Nope, give me my milkshake.

Katelyn: Oh, it’s dripping, it’s dripping. Oh goodness.

Micheal: Wow.

Katelyn: There’s 640 calories in that baby! (Laughing)

Michael: Do I take it now?

Katelyn: I guess.

Michael: It’s kind of stuck. Ok, sweet.

Katelyn: How does it taste?

Michael: That’s not bad.

Katelyn: What is the…

Michael: I don’t know if it’s worth 640 calories but it’s not bad.

Katelyn: (laughing)

In the Apartment

Michael: You just made me buy beer for the first time in my life.

Stefan: I know! Haha Thanks man. Haha

Michael: You’re a silhouette. What are you doing up there?

Stefan: I’m drunk.

(all laughing)

Michael: Nice shirt.

Stefan: Woah!

Michael: Did you actually almost fall?

Stefan: Yeah. (laughing) Maybe I’ll get down. Ugh, my 27 year old back couldn’t take it.

Michael: But you didn’t fall because you are wearing that shirt. And you at home can not fall too if you order them now at DFTBA.com.

Stefan: Why didn’t you get the new flavor of skittles?

Katelyn: Because they didn’t come in a box.

Stefan: Who cares about the packaging, it’s about the skittles.

Katelyn: Because they don’t come in a box.

Stefan: There’s a new flavor!

Katelyn: What flavor? This one has now with green apple.

Stefan: Just the pink ones.

Katelyn: They don’t.. they didn’t have the pink ones.

Stefan: You disappointed me.

Katelyn: I’m sorry. I’m sorry, they didn’t have it.

(fake crying from both)

Katelyn: They did have the blue ones, though.

Stefan: Oh the…

Katelyn: I almost got the blue ones.

Stefan: The wild berry and stuff?

Katelyn: I don’t know, it was light blue. I almost got that.

Stefan: You just went with the…

Katelyn: Will you freakin use your muscles and open this bag?

Michael: Ergh, flex! (grunting) Let me get a close up.

Stefan: I actually am having trouble here.

Katelyn: (laughing)

Stefan: It’s not about strength, it’s about finesse and elegance…

Katelyn: Try the other way.

Stefan: And scissors.

Michael: Oh, the scissors are not here.

Stefan: Yeah, give me a knife though.

Katelyn: Don’t use the ones, the other ones. Don’t use the other ones.

Michael: What’s wrong with the other ones?

Stefan: Why, what’s wrong with the other ones?

Michael and Stefan: What did you do with the scissors?!

Katelyn: (laughing) I cut cat poop out of the carpet.

Michael: You cut cat poop out of the carpet?

Katelyn: Yeah.

Michael: With those scissors? With the scissors that are on the kitchen counter?

Katelyn: Yes.

Stefan: Ohhhhhh….

Michael: I mean, do you think maybe we could put them in the dishwasher.

Katelyn: I did already.

Michael: Oh.

Katelyn: So they’ve been cleaned.

Michael: Well then it’s fine.

Katelyn: I just don’t want them touching…. (gasp) I got it! I don’t need scissors. I don’t need men.

Stefan: Uh huh.

In Michael’s Room

Michael: Brit Johansen commented on yesterdays video about that image stabilizer function where it makes the video all weird and warp-ey. The Youtube capture app enables that by default and I just forgot to turn it off for yesterday’s video. I apologize and I will try to be more, uh, conscious of that in the future. (whispering) But really Youtube should just make their app less annoying to use. Right cat? Right.