I Made You

Episode Information

Date of video

August 26th, 2015

Date of upload

October 8th, 2015

Duration

2 minutes 47 seconds

Credits

Michael Aranda

Camera, Editing, Music, Sound

Katelyn Salem

Editing, Coloring

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Index

Stefan Chin

Matthew Gaydos

Caitlin Hofmeister

Brought to you by

Fraukamera

Dima Taranenko

Paul Turner

Locations

Missoula, Montana

Michael Aranda's Apartment

EcoGeek Office

Cold Stone Creamery

Weather

Missoula, Montana

Haze

Temperature: 60.1°F / 16°C

Wind: Calm

Humidity: 53%

Anthropometry

Weight: 183.7 lbs / 83.3 kg

Body Fat: 22.7%

Heart Rate: 58 bpm

Blood Pressure: 120/73 mmhg

Season Four Stats

Distance

Jogged: 26.5 mi / 42 km

Cycled: 63.7 mi / 101 km

Driven: 3910 mi / 6293 km

Flown: 2459 mi / 3957 km

Food

Boloco: 1

Bobby's Burger Palace: 2

Burger King: 3

Caffe Dolce: 1

Chipotle: 3

Cold Stone: 1

Denny's: 1

Domino's: 2

Earl of Sandwich: 1

Finn & Porter: 1

Fuddruckers: 1

HuHot: 1

In-N-Out: 1

Jimmy John's: 1

Lil' Orbits: 2

Lizzy's: 1

Market On Front: 7

McDonald's: 4

Mike's Pastry: 1

Pita Pit: 1

Pizza Hut: 1

Quizno's: 7

The Squealing Pig: 1

Subway: 1

Sweet Peaks: 2

Tagliare: 2

Tamarack: 1

Tasty Burger: 1

Wendy's: 1

Wok N Talk: 2

Misc

Flights: 4

Gym Visits: 1

Haircuts: 1

Papyrus: 4

Plane Issues: 1

Transcript

Michael's Balcony

Michael Aranda: It's still very smoky. What a surprise.

Michael's Apartment

Michael: Kitty.

Index: Meow.

Outside the EcoGeek Office

Michael: It's baby pigeons! Pigeons! Hey Pigeons! Where is your mama?

Walking on Street - 12:02 PM MDT

Michael: Everybody's walking to out to lunch.

Stefan,

Stefan Chin: Huh?!

Michael: I'm sorry— I'm sorry for (adding emphasis) making you move to Missoula.

Stefan: Huh? What are you talking about?

Michael: I'm sorry for (adding emphasis) making you move to Missoula.

Matthew Gaydos: Is that like a real moment?

Stefan: Is this... What are you say— You're emphasizing the word "making", which means that that has...

Michael: Yeah, cause I made you. I forced you to move here.

Stefan: Are you trying to say that you made me, like, as a hum... you like...

Caitlin: Oh, how cute!

Stefan: Like "I f****** made you!"

Matthew: Like a baby?

Caitlin: Oh, I thought you made Stefan...

Stefan: Oh, you had sex with my mum.

Caitlin: ...when he was baby Stefan.

Michael: Wooooah!

Stefan: What are you saying?

Cold Stone Creamery

A sign says: "Taste some South in your mouth! Praline-coated pecan pieces and caramel in vanilla flavored ice cream."

EcoGeek Office

Michael and co-workers unpack groceries in a time-lapse.

Outside the EcoGeek Office - 4:45 PM MDT

Michael: The baby pigeons are much more skittish than their mother was.

Close-up of the baby pigeons followed by a time-lapse of alley outside the EcoGeek Office as the sun goes down.

Michael's Office at EcoGeek - 8:11 PM MDT

Michael: So far the day has been very productive. I finished an episode of CrashCourse kids. I finished an episode of CrashCourse astronomy. I'm working on an episode of CrashCourse Kids right now. Hopefully I can get that done in the next half hour or so. And then I'm gonna try to get another vlog up.

I pointed out that I had this— this screen yesterday with tweets cycling through it. I (laughing) also on that screen have the current subscriber count of the daily vlog channel just sitting there. 24,419. That number has not changed very much at all over the last year, couple of years. I wonder if it really is just that I need to be more consistent about uploading here. More on top of things. Or if there's something else that I'm... missing to grow that numbers. There's not too much time to think about it, though. Got too much other stuff to do. Just in the last hour I watched two people unsubscribe, (laughing) which is kind of depressing. Maybe I shouldn't have a big subscriber count number right there.

"Responsible People Take Steps to Prepare for a Nap" T-Shirt Design

Michael: (voiceover) You guys asked for it, so here it is. This is the "Responsible People Take Steps to Prepare for a Nap" shirt from yesterday's video. You can use this shirt to spread the valuable life advice contained therein to the masses. This shirt is available for the next week only over at my store on DFTBA.com, sooo grab them while they're hot. Or don't. You don't have to. I'll still love you.