I Just Wanna Buy My Nail Polish

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
March 31, 2014
Date of upload
April 2, 2014
Duration
4 minutes 42 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Katelyn Salem
Stefan Chin
Lemon
Matthew Gaydos
Index

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana
The Source Health Club
Walmart
DFTBA Warehouse
Michael Aranda's Ford Mustang
Michael Aranda's Temporary Apartment

Transcript[edit | edit source]

The Source Health Club

Michael Aranda: Pump it! Pump it! Pump it! Yeeeeah.

Katelyn Salem: Oh god, oh god.

Michael: Yeah, pump it. Yeah, pump it. Yeah. Yeah.

(Stefan Chin grunts)

Michael: Special effects. Yeeeaaah.

I just ran a mile in eight minutes. Which I don't think I've done in a long, long time. And it was difficult. In high school, I ran a mile in under five minutes. I can't imagine doing that now. Uch, I weighed like, what, forty pounds less than I do right now in high school.

Walmart

Michael: We're at my favorite place in the world. Walmart. We got meet and a banana.

(Katelyn laughs)

Stefan: What you lookin' at my meat and banana?

(Michael and Katelyn laugh)

(Bacon slap)

Michael: Look at all that cheese.

Stefan: Five pounds.

Michael: Five pounds...is that five pounds of cheese?

Stefan: Five pounds of cheese.

Michael: That feels like more than five pounds.

Stefan: That feels like more, good value.

Michael: (Holding purple fuzzy steering wheel cover) You guy's think this would look good in my Mustang? (Holding a pink fake suede cover) This one comes with little pads for the seatbelt over your shoulder. (Holding a zebra print cover) Zebra print?

(Katelyn laughs)

Michael: (Holding a fake wood and leather cover) Oh, just imagine how executive I'd feel with this one.

Katelyn: This isn't even real metal.

Michael: (Reading an advertisement) Like it. Love it. Show it. Share it. Now is the moment.

Katelyn: I just want to buy my nail polish.

Outside

Michael: Lemon, hey Lemon. She's doesn't care. Oh a post, how smelly.

Katelyn: Oh, smells good.

DFTBA Warehouse

Michael: I'm filming you, filming me, filming you.

Matt Gaydos: Is that three?

Michael: Yes.

Matt: Yes.

Michael's Car

Katelyn: What are we doing?

Michael: We are going for a midnight drive. It's not even midnight. It's only nine o' clock. We are going for a nine o'clock drive, an evening drive. We're going for a drive is what I am trying to say.

Katelyn: And that's Stefan in front of us. And Nick is behind us in the Camaro.

We got stuck behind this truck.

Michael: He's cramping my style.

Katelyn: There hasn't been much zoom zoom.

Oooo, this is a tight turn. Oh jesus. Ok.

(Michael making sick beats to the turn signal click)

Michael: Green!

(Car engine revs)

Michael: Wahahoo.

Katelyn: They're so golden and pretty.

Michael: Uh, I don't need the calories.

Katelyn: Oh, good-bye McDonald's.

(Sirens)

Michael: Ooooo, busted!

Stefan: That's an ambulance.

Michael: Oh.

Michael's Temporary Apartment

Stefan: Why are you so pissed off kitty?

(Michael and Katelyn giggle)

Michael: So, I'm planning on doing VEDA, which is Vlog Every Day in April. Uh, which means, my, well, let me back up. I'm planning on doing VEDA on my main channel. Uh, which means, videos here will receive less attention while I'm doing that. So, I think, during the month of April, my plan is to go back to the more old school style of WhatImDoingRightNow, so the videos, hopefully, they'll still be at least once a day, but will probably be in the neighborhood of twenty seconds each. And, will have less of a story, I suppose. How do you feel about this?

Katelyn: I think you should ask the kitty.

Michael: Kitty, how do you feel about this? ......... He's silent.