House Boy
Episode Information[edit | edit source]
- Date of video
- September 5th, 2015
- Date of upload
- October 17th, 2015
- Duration
- 1 minute 33 seconds
- Edited by
- Michael Aranda
- Logan George
- Appearances by
- Michael Aranda
- Glenn Kneebone
- Brought to you by
- Kerri Kerney
- Susan Lembrich
- James Hyman
Location[edit | edit source]
- Missoula, Montana
Weather[edit | edit source]
Overcast
Temperature: 51.1°F/11°C
Wind: 5.8 mph
Humidity: 83%
Anthropometry[edit | edit source]
Weight: 182 lbs/82.6 kg
Body Fat: 21.6%
Heart Rate: No Data
Blood Pressure: No Data
Season Four Stats[edit | edit source]
- Distance
- Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km
- Cycled: 77.1 mi/124 km
- Driven: 4015 mi/6462 km
- Flown: 6410 mi/10316 km
- Food
- Boloco: 1
- Bobby's Burger Palace: 2
- Burger King: 4
- Burger's Priest: 1
- Caffe Dolce: 2
- Chipotle: 3
- Coldstone: 2
- Dairy Queen: 1
- Denny's: 1
- Domino's: 2
- Earl of Sandwich: 1
- Finn & Porter: 1
- Fuddruckers: 1
- Hero Certified Burgers: 2
- HuHot: 1
- In-N-Out: 1
- Jimmy John's: 1
- Lil' Orbits: 2
- Lizzy's: 1
- Lucky Red: 1
- Market On Front: 8
- McDonald's: 4
- Mike's Pastry: 1
- One Hour: 1
- Pita Pit: 2
- Pizza Hut: 3
- Potbelly: 1
- Quizno's: 9
- The Squealing Pig: 1
- Subway: 1
- Sweet Peaks: 2
- Tagliare: 3
- Tamarack: 1
- Tasty Burger: 1
- UC Food Court: 1
- Wendy's: 1
- Wok N Talk: 2
- Yogurty's: 2
- Misc
- Flights: 8
- Gym Visits: 1
- Haircuts: 1
- Papyrus: 4
- Plane Issues: 1
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Michael's Apartment
Michael: I just listened to a voicemail on my phone from the Delta Gamma people. They said they didn't hire me.
Glenn: Uh!
Stefan: Oh no!
Glenn: Not a house boy?
Michael: I'm not gonna be a house boy. She said that, uh, one of the people applying was previously employed there, so, like, he got an automatic in. Which left just like, one space open, and they went with someone else. But she was like, "You're on the top of our list for, uh, you know, if we need to hire someone else in the spring or something." So I don't know if they're just saying that, or what, but...
Glenn: They don't know what they missed.
Michael: (laughs) I mean, I'm not super sad about it. It would've been a fun, interesting experience but, whatever. I have birthday cake oreos!