House Boy

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
September 5th, 2015
Date of upload
October 17th, 2015
Duration
1 minute 33 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Logan George
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Glenn Kneebone
Brought to you by
Kerri Kerney
Susan Lembrich
James Hyman

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana

Weather[edit | edit source]

Overcast

Temperature: 51.1°F/11°C

Wind: 5.8 mph

Humidity: 83%

Anthropometry[edit | edit source]

Weight: 182 lbs/82.6 kg

Body Fat: 21.6%

Heart Rate: No Data

Blood Pressure: No Data

Season Four Stats[edit | edit source]

Distance
Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km
Cycled: 77.1 mi/124 km
Driven: 4015 mi/6462 km
Flown: 6410 mi/10316 km
Food
Boloco: 1
Bobby's Burger Palace: 2
Burger King: 4
Burger's Priest: 1
Caffe Dolce: 2
Chipotle: 3
Coldstone: 2
Dairy Queen: 1
Denny's: 1
Domino's: 2
Earl of Sandwich: 1
Finn & Porter: 1
Fuddruckers: 1
Hero Certified Burgers: 2
HuHot: 1
In-N-Out: 1
Jimmy John's: 1
Lil' Orbits: 2
Lizzy's: 1
Lucky Red: 1
Market On Front: 8
McDonald's: 4
Mike's Pastry: 1
One Hour: 1
Pita Pit: 2
Pizza Hut: 3
Potbelly: 1
Quizno's: 9
The Squealing Pig: 1
Subway: 1
Sweet Peaks: 2
Tagliare: 3
Tamarack: 1
Tasty Burger: 1
UC Food Court: 1
Wendy's: 1
Wok N Talk: 2
Yogurty's: 2
Misc
Flights: 8
Gym Visits: 1
Haircuts: 1
Papyrus: 4
Plane Issues: 1

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Michael's Apartment

Michael: I just listened to a voicemail on my phone from the Delta Gamma people. They said they didn't hire me.

Glenn: Uh!

Stefan: Oh no!

Glenn: Not a house boy?

Michael: I'm not gonna be a house boy. She said that, uh, one of the people applying was previously employed there, so, like, he got an automatic in. Which left just like, one space open, and they went with someone else. But she was like, "You're on the top of our list for, uh, you know, if we need to hire someone else in the spring or something." So I don't know if they're just saying that, or what, but...

Glenn: They don't know what they missed.

Michael: (laughs) I mean, I'm not super sad about it. It would've been a fun, interesting experience but, whatever. I have birthday cake oreos!