Hambaoger

Episode Information

Date of video

August 28th, 2015

Date of upload

October 10th, 2015

Duration

8 minutes 30 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Katelyn Salem

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Andrew Gunadie

Brought to you by

Michael Morgan

Seamus Lowe

Nik Nilsson

Location

Missoula, Montana

Missoula International Airport

Minneapolis, Minnesota

St. Paul International Airport

Toronto, Ontario

Toronto Pearson International Airport

Burger's Priest

OneHour Cafeteria

Sony Centre for the Performing Arts

Lucky Red

Weather

Missoula, Montana

Haze

Temperature: 55.9°F/13°C

Wind: Calm

Humidity: 55%

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Clear

Temperature: 68°F/20°C

Wind: 6.9 mph

Humidity: 84%

Toronto, Ontario

Clear

Temperature: 68°F/20°C

Wind: 69.2 mph

Humidity: 60%

Anthropometry

Weight: No data

Body Fat: No data

Heart Rate: 60 bpm

Blood Pressure: 115/73 mmhg

Season Four Stats

Distance

Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km

Cycled: 63.7 mi/101 km

Driven: 3947 mi/6352 km

Flown: 2459 mi/3957 km

Food

Boloco: 1

Bobby's Burger Palace: 2

Burger King: 4

Burger's Priest: 1

Caffe Dolce: 1

Chipotle: 3

Cold Stone: 1

Dairy Queen: 1

Denny's: 1

Domino's: 2

Earl of Sandwich: 1

Finn & Porter: 1

Fuddruckers: 1

HuHot: 1

In-N-Out: 1

Jimmy John's: 1

Lil' Orbits: 2

Lizzy's: 1

Lucky Red: 1

Market On Front: 8

McDonald's: 4

Mike's Pastry: 1

One Hour: 1

Pita Pit: 1

Pizza Hut: 1

PotBelly: 1

Quizno's: 7

The Squealing Pig: 1

Subway: 1

Sweet Peaks: 2

Tagliare: 2

Tamarack: 1

Tasty Burger: 1

Wendy's: 1

Wok N Talk: 2

Misc

Flights: 6

Gym Visits: 1

Haircuts: 1

Papyrus: 4

Plane Issues: 1

Transcript

Outside Michael's Apartment

Michael: Good morning. Ah, it's almost 4:15. I was not able to secure a ride to the airport at a time that was convenient for me, so I'm walking to the airport.

Outside in Missoula

Michael: Pretty dark out here. Also still smells like a campfire and I can still kinda see the smokey haze. I probably shouldn't be breathing this. Currently walking through the KOA, which is a chain of campgrounds throughout the United States. It's much bigger than I expected, I didn't know all this was back here.

So this is the path that Google told me to take, but there's not actually a sidewalk here, so I'm just walking on the side of the road. No big deal.

Oh I can see the runway from here. Still probably got a mile and a half to go though. I can't tell from here if there's a sidewalk on the other side of the street. If there is that would make this journey much easier, but if there isn't then I will have crossed this very large highway for nothing. I suppose there are no cars right now, so it doesn't really make much of a difference? It sounds like there's a car back there though. I'm scared, I'm gonna stay on this side.

A train! I was pretty obsessed with trains when I was a kid. The train is slowing down. If it stops all of the cars are gonna bump into each other one after another. It makes this really cool sound we call 'Train Thunder'.

It didn't do it.

Outside Missoula International Airport

Michael: I made it! There's the airport! My feet kinda hurt. I don't know if I want to do this again or not.

Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport

Michael: I was very passed out on that flight. I don't even remember us taking off, and then we landed. Next flight is in just 25 minutes. I'm about to take another nap.

Toronto Pearson International Airport

Michael: I also slept pretty hard through that flight. It's, what, er, roughly four hours of sleep total. I've had worse.

And the rental car for this trip is a Nissan something. A Nissan Sentra.

In the rental car

Michael: First order of business is lunch with Gunnarolla.

The Burger's Priest

Michael: This is the High Priest with no onions and no pickles, with added Furnace sauce. That's good.

Outside The Burger's Priest

Michael: I do think I like Holy Chuck better but I would not hesitate to come back to Burger's Priest.

OneHour Cafeteria

Michael: Why is it called One Hour?

Andrew: It's based on a concept in Asia.

Michael: But I don't know what that concept is. You're only supposed to stay for one hour?

Andrew: Err...

Michael: Cheesecake in a jar?! The glasses are... are... How would you describe these?

Andrew: They're wonky.

Michael: Wonky?

Andrew: Yes, that's the Canadian term.

Michael: Look what Andrew made me get!

Andrew's Apartment

Michael: I just took a really nice nap on Andrew's couch right here. It was really good. We're gonna go to some kind of... what is it?

Andrew: It's a Pokémon orchestra performance.

Michael: That. So we all have badges. I've got my water badge. Your Gunnarolla badge.

Andrew: My Gunnarolla.

Michael: Boulder badge. Sun badge? I don't... don't... what badge is that?

Andrew's sister: Thunder.

Michael: Thunder.

In a cab

Michael: So just to make sure that I understand the relationships here... This is, this is Andrew. You are related to Andrew via parents?

Andrew: Yes.

Michael: And then you two make out sometimes?

Andrew's sister: Sometimes.

Michael: Okay. Got it.

Sony Centre for the Performing Arts

Michael: Everybody's got their games. It's currently intermission. I, I had a much more emotional, visceral response to hearing the, the music from the first couple of games than I expected. Like I actually maybe got a little bit teary eyed when it started to play.

Andrew: It's okay, it was dark.

Michael: I was like whoa, whoa. Here's the situation. Apparently Andrew's sister is going to be proposed to by her boyfriend at this event.

Andrew: Yeah.

Michael: So they got tickets down there. We're trying to find them to see if maybe it's happened? Maybe it hasn't? As Andrew pointed out, there are quite a lot of Pikachus down there. (laughs)

(Applause)

Michael: Well that was cool!

Andrew: It was really good, it was fun!

Michael: Now we have to go find your sister -

Andrew: Why is this not focussing?!

Michael: - who's maybe now engaged. I expect them to come from that way. What if he hasn't yet? We can't just say anything.

Outside in Toronto

Michael: Well, that was fun. What's next?

Andrew: HI! Sorry, I know there's a question. We're going to a restaurant.

Outside Lucky Red

Andrew: One, two, smile... I think I got it.

Lucky Red

Michael: Alright Andrew, what's good about this place?

Andrew: It's food is really good, the service is great.

Michael: Oh!

Waitress: I'm great! It's nice to meet you.

Andrew: And, ah, it's reasonably priced. You wanna do shots? $4.

Michael: What's bao?

Andrew: Bao is like a Vietnamese sandwich. If you like Big Macs, this one tastes like a Big Mac.

Michael: They have a Hambaoger! (laughs) I mean, I'm filming everything! This is so good. This is so good. What even?! And for dessert, s'mores bao! You got marshmallow, you got, er, whatever that is. This is hot.

Andrew: Oo! That cup.

Andrew's Apartment

Michael: Well, we're all done with all the things. Um, he didn't pop the question.

Andrew: You know what? We were outside the restaurant and I saw him take out a Poké Ball, but I didn't know if that had the ring or if that was just a Poké Ball. Maybe he saw a Pokémon somewhere. I don't know... and that's why I like changed my angle 'cause I wanted Lucky Red in the background. He didn't do it.

Michael: But now they're on a walk together -

Andrew: They're on a walk.

Michael: - so maybe it'll happen.

Andrew: Yeah. Maybe I should just, like, followed behind them.

Andrew's roommate: Hiding in the bushes.

Andrew: He seemed really nervous. Obviously really nervous. She's gonna say yes!

Michael: I hope!

Andrew: (laughs)

Michael: Okay, it's, er, almost two o'clock so I'm gonna go-whoa... I'm gonna, I'm gonna uughu! I'm gonna go to my hotel.

Andrew: Hopefully your reservation is still honorable.

Michael: I might be back! (laughs)