Goodnight Thought Café

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
May 18th, 2015
Date of upload
July 7th, 2015
Duration
2 minutes 51 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Logan George
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Mickie Halpern
Brought to you by
Shay Nieman
Judson Howie

Location[edit | edit source]

Toronto, Ontario
Toronto Eaton Centre
Thought Café
Holy Chuck

Weather[edit | edit source]

Scattered Clouds

High: 66°F/19°C

Low: 51°F/11°C

Humidity: 81%

Anthropometry[edit | edit source]

Weight: 182.8 lbs/82.9 kg

Body Fat: 20%

Heart Rate: 54 bpm

Blood Pressure: 115/80 mmhg

2015 Statistics[edit | edit source]

Distance Jogged: 107.4 mi/172.8 km

Flights: 14

Bacon Slaps: 5

Hikes to the M: 7

Pizzas Consumed: 28

Visits to HuHot: 8

Visits to Chipotle: 2

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Outside

Michael: I woke up early so I could come back down here to the mall, and hopefully the apple store will be able to take my phone and fix the glass.

Toronto Eaton Centre

Michael: So they're gonna take my phone away, and they're going to hopefully replace the screen quickly. If not, I might not see you for like, hours.

(like, hours later)

Michael: It's alive!

Mickie: Woo!

Michael: Look how clear it is! There's no more, no more shatter pattern.

Outside

Michael: So what you've missed in the time that you've been dead is that we filmed five episode of Crash Course Kids, we went to a place called Hero Burger that was pretty good, and then another yogurt, frozen yogurt place. I got some, uh, bubble tea, she got some frozen yogurt. Sabrina went home. Sabrina's mom and I talked about golf for like, two minutes. I suggested building a golf club that has a rocket on the back of it, so that as you swing, it enhances your swing by propelling it forward.

Mickie: And also enhances your chances of losing limbs.

Michael: Yeah, yeah.

Mickie: As you play golf, I would imagine.

Michael: It's probably kind of volatile.

Crash Course Kids Set

Michael: We're breaking down the set. Thanks, iron man. Thanks, planet earth. Thanks, R2. Thanks, black magic 4k cinema camera. Thanks, Jon. This is like a weird version of Goodnight Moon. Goodnight Thought Café.

Outside

Michael: Time has come for the traditional Holy Chuck Toronto trip. This time is more special than last time because I'm not on my low carb diet right now, so I can eat whatever I want, and I will. Holy Chuck. So this is the Cowlorie, it's a double burger with lettuce, tomato, bacon, cheese, but instead of buns on the top and bottom, you have a grilled cheese sandwich on the top and bottom.

Mickie: Verdict?

Michael: Wow.

Mickie: Scale of 1-10?

Michael: It's a little early to say, so far, I can say, I can say that it's good.

Mickie: Okay. Shall we eat now?

Michael: Yes please.

At Hotel

Michael: I think, ultimately, I'm gonna give that burger three out of five stars. Uh, I liked it, but I think ultimately, it had too much bread. Because the grilled cheese sandwich on top had two pieces of bread and the one on bottom had two pieces of bread. It was just too bready. The ratio of meat to bread was not optimal. However, I do think, uh, the cowlorie was worth it, and is worth it if you ever find yourself in Toronto, just as a one time experience.