FAFSA

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
August 1st, 2015
Date of upload
August 26th, 2015
Duration
2 minutes 23 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Logan George
Katelyn Salem
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Katelyn Salem
Glenn Kneebone
Brought to you by
Aimee H
Taylor Vanglider
Bruce Fong

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana

Weather[edit | edit source]

Clear

Temperature: 88°F/31°C

Wind: 4.6 mph

Humidity: 16%

Anthropometry[edit | edit source]

Weight: 185.1 lbs / 84 kg

Body Fat: 22%

Heart Rate: 56 bpm

Blood Pressure: 130/73 mmhg

Season Four Stats[edit | edit source]

Distance
Jogged: 3.4 mi / 5 km
Driven: 1256 mi / 2021 km
Food
Chipotle: 1
Earl of Sandwich: 1
Fuddruckers: 1
HuHot: 1
In-N-Out: 1
Market On Front: 1
McDonald's: 1
Pizza Hut: 1
Tagliare: 1
Misc
Papyrus: 1

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Michael's Apartment

(egg sizzling, music playing)

In Glenn's car

Michael: I started today off with a little egg and bacon action, which hasn't happened in a long time. I then filled out the FAFSA - I don't know what it stands for. Do you know what it stands for, Katelyn?

Katelyn: Nope.

Glenn: It's Federal Application For Student Aid...?

Katelyn: Commercial Student Aid

Glenn: Or something like that?

Katelyn: Yeah. Something like that.

Michael: Basically, we're gonna see if I can get any assistance in paying for school because my tuition bill is due is due in 22 days, I think. And then I spent probably hours scrubbing through my transaction history from 2014 trying to find anything that we hadn't yet deducted from my taxes last year in an effort to decrease my tax liability because I don't really wanna pay 20 thousand dollars. As much as it would make me happy to support all of the wonderful govenment programs that give us roads and schools and health care and all that, that hurts! That's the big conundrum, isn't it? I don't wanna pay taxes, but I like that taxes get paid because it pays for things.

I just stopped by Best Buy to get a new MicroSD card for my GoPro. The one that I had in the GoPro previously was causing it to lock up, and I discovered that it was because it wasn't one of the approved MicroSD cards for GoPros. This one, is.

But now it is time for the time-honoured tradition of HuHot.

(Katelyn yawns)

Michael: It's a little smoky today. Things are burnin'.

Glenn: Muahahahaha

Michael: Look, a tiny house!

At HuHot

(cutlery noise)

In Glenn's car

Michael: I am full of food. This is a problem, because I want to go for a jog, but I don't want to vomit while doing so.

On treadmill

(opera music)