Double-Penetration

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
May 3, 2014
Date of upload
May 4, 2014
Duration
5 minutes 11 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Index
Radius
Matthew Gaydos
Stefan Chin
Kristen Franklin
Hank Green
Valerie Barr
Jessi Castañeda

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana
Michael Aranda's Apartment
Ogren Park at Allegiance Field
Michael Aranda's Ford Mustang
Caras Park
MacKenzie River Pizza Co.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Michael Aranda's Apartment

Michael Aranda: I've never felt so white. GoPro. Ready to go. Cat. Meow. Other cat, oh look at that kitty litter. Aren't you so excited?

Parking Lot

Michael: This guy, like, is in my spot. And is really close to my car. I can't even walk between them.

Ogren Park at Allegiance Field

Michael: Alright Sarah, guess what I've got for you.

Matt Gaydos: Hey!

Michael: When running, it's really important to have empty bowels because you know, it's sucks when you have to (makes face) in the middle of a run. But I sat down to make sure that they were purged this morning and nothing came out, so (makes "I don't know" sort of face)

Matt: This is weird.

(inaudible announcer)

Michael: This gonna be cray cray. Everybody's getting warmed up. It's crazy. (Poker Face playing) Come on Matt, let's dance.

Matt: I'm warm.

Announcer: Guys, we're gonna send you out in five minutes.

Matt: What?

Michael: We have to stand here for five minutes?

5K update. The race has begun. Uhh, we're running.

Matt: Pretty good update.

Michael: Check in later.

Alright, 5K update. We are still running.

5K update. We are still running, but we are almost done.

(inaudible announcer)

(Michael coughing from the color powder)

Michael's Ford Mustang

Michael: Well, that was fun. It'll be interesting to see what my car looks like after I get out.

(Buzzing noise)

I really need to get that fixed. But anyway, I rewarded myself with some Cold Stone.

(Looking at car seat covered in colored powder) Well, um, I guess I'll clean that up later.

Michael's Apartment

Michael: We just hit 5% of the monthly funding goal! Now I just have to do that twenty more times. In other news, I have a brand new profile picture thanks to Stefan Chin. This cat was just licking the cornstarch off my leg. I asked Stefan if I should shower or if I should leave this on all day as a badge of honor. He said I should take a shower.

Well, I had a shower. I'm still finding, like, I stuck my finger in my ear and there was a bunch of blue stuff in there. I'm very pleased with some of the shots in this thing. This came off of my GoPro. Just, slow-motion is so cool.

I really want to get to work on editing that video together, but BUT, there is some kind of social gathering happening. And being social is important. You know, like in the Sims, you gotta keep your social bar high. Or else you just go crazy. (Seeing car seat still covered in powder) Oh, I forgot about this.

(Buzzing noise)

I really love that my CD player makes this noise. That is definitely a first-world problem. My CD player doesn't work. Waaah.

Caras Park

(General crowd hubbub)

Michael: So this thing that we're at is called Brew Fest. It's where a bunch of people drink lots of beer. So, I had a Sprite. Matt Gaydos had a Dr. Pepper.

Matt: I did. DP is what the guy called it.

Michael: DP.

Stefan: AKA, double-penetration.

Michael: It's too windy. It's, it's it's too windy. Matt. It's too windy.

Matt: It's too windy.

Michael: Jessie, from Animal Wonders, it's too windy.

Jessi Castañeda: It's too windy.

MacKenzie River Pizza Co.

Michael: To escape from the cold, we came to a pizza place.

(Chorus of "Pizza")

Valerie Barr: Pizza.

Michael: P-I-Z-Z-A. Hey Valerie!

Valerie: Yeah!

Michael: Remember that one time when the waitress was walking behind you and you flailed your arms around and knocked the water on to her? That was really funny, huh?

Valerie: It was. And then I ran away. (Michael chuckles)

Michael: Stefan, don't look now, but there's cowboy boots behind you. I said don't look!

Michael's Apartment

Michael: (yawns) I'm so tired. See you tomorrow probably.