Different Moving Day, Part One

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
March 15th, 2014
Date of upload
March 16th, 2014
Duration
5 minutes 4 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Stefan Chin
Katelyn Salem

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana
Costco
Walmart

Transcription[edit | edit source]

Michael's Apartment

Michael: Welcome to the first day, of the rest of your life. Today is moving day. So, we're moving.

Stefan Chin: Wooooo.

Michael: It's so loud.

Katelyn Salem: Sorry.

Michael: Stefan just uploaded a youtube video.

Stefan: Ooooooh yeeeaaah.

Michael: Look at that thumbnail.

Stefan: Look at that thumbnail. It's real good.

Michael: That's a really good thumbnail.

Stefan: Real good thumbnail.

Michael: It's the best thumbnail I've ever seen.

Stefan: It's like a nail and it's on the thumb.

Michael: Thumb. Thumbs.

Stefan: It's opposable.

A Car

Michael: We're going on an adventure.

Stefan: Adventure!

Michael: Adventure.

Katelyn: Aaadventure?

Costco

Michael: Look at all these pots and pans. I'm in the market for a good pan.

Stefan: You want some chow mein?

Michael: That's racist.

Stefan: Orange chicken?

Michael: That's racist.

Stefan: Eggroll noodle?

Michael: That's racist.

Stefan: I'm Chinese.

Michael: That's racist.

Three pack sauté pan, porcelain enamel nonstick.

Stefan: You're getting a three pack?

Michael: Yup.

Stefan: Oookay.

Michael: You got a problem?

Stefan: Well, look at these green pans. Litttttle cheaper.

Michael: These are blacker.

Stefan: That's racist.

Michael: Look at all this dead animal flesh. It's so much. Oh, their making pizzas in there. I'm trying get at the shrimp, but people are hoggin' the shrimp over there. Look at those ladies, all up in the shrimp.

Stefan: That's racist.

Michael: Shriiiiamp. Is this the most recent sell by date? That's really important. Look here's the 16th, 17th, 18. Oooo, fresher. We should do, like, a Costco haul video.

Stefan: Oh my god.

Walmart

Michael: And now we've made it to our favorite place in the world. Cause they have maple bacon.

Katelyn is going to attempt to return this chair. It's not in the box.

Stefan: It's assembled.

Michael:' I'm skeptical.

Katelyn: It's the same thing as if I were to buy it at the store. If I had bought it at the store, it wouldn't of came with a box.

Michael: We're gonna go shopping and we're gonna come back and see if you were successful.

Katelyn: Ok.

(Bacon slap)

Michael: Look at this lady dishbrush with stand. She comes in zebra print and leopard print. That's pretty sexy.

You seem to be, less one chair.

Katelyn: Success.

Michael: I'm impressed.

Katelyn: He he he. I know how to return stuff.

Michael's Apartment

Michael: Katelyn is making low-carb pizza.

Katelyn: Really low-carb pizza.

Michael: Really low? How low?

Katelyn: Like, like.

Michael: Does it say?

Katelyn: I think it says somewhere.

Michael and Katelyn: Four carbs?

Michael: Wooow.

Katelyn: In the whole pizza? It's gonna make sort of a large pizza too. You're putting cheese on top of cheese with pepperoni. That's basically what your eating.

Michael: So the whole thing is just a big piece of cheese.

Katelyn: Pretty much.

I mean, it's kind of a circular shape.

Michael: This pizza turned out really well. Good job.

Katelyn: Thanks.

Michael: Thanks for making it.

Katelyn: You're welcome.

Michael: The fact that we have to move is kind of annoying. The uh, the floors in this apartment complex, um, apparently were installed poorly? There ended up being some mold under someone's floor, so they're replacing the floors in everybody's apartment in the entire complex. So while that's happening in our apartment, we have to move to a temporary apartment. They're gonna re-do the floors and then we can move back in. So, the movers are coming tomorrow, so before then we have to have everything kind of packed up and organized. Um, I'm still trying to figure out what I wanna take and what I wanna just leave here while we're gone. Um, I need to take my computer. That's probably the biggest thing. The upside is that we are getting, uhh, some free rent out of this, so, maybe it's worth it.

All the pictures are off the walls. My computer's been disassembled and most of it's been moved over to the new apartment already. Um, there's just kinda stuff all over the place. All these cabinets have been emptied out. A lot of it's still sitting here. Tomorrow, I have to move all of the books out of this bookshelf. And I think the bookshelf has to get moved into the bedroom.

This thing right here is a little kitty castle that I made out of boxes, for the kitties. They can go inside right here and there's a, like a big main room right here. And then, it's kinda hard to see from the outside, but there's a little, like, second level up there. I don't know how much they ever enjoyed it. But, I made it out of love and that's what matters.