Chew Toy

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
January 10th, 2015
Date of upload
January 11th, 2015
Duration
2 minutes 8 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Dan Molloy
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Jessi Knudsen Castañeda
Brought to you by
Sean Guthrie

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana

Weather[edit | edit source]

Overcast

High: 26°F/-3°C

Low: 14°F/-10°C

Humidity: 81%

Anthropometry[edit | edit source]

Weight: 181.4 lbs/82.3 kg

Body Fat: 20.4%

Heart Rate: 72 bpm

Blood Pressure: 117/79 mmhg

2015 Statistics[edit | edit source]

Distance Jogged: 1.6 mi/2.6 km

Flights: 2

Bacon Slaps: 1

Pizzas Consumed: 1

Visits to HuHot: 1

Visits to Chipotle: 1

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Outside Michael's Apartment

Michael: Today we're getting rid of our Christmas tree. Actually, Jessi's coming over to take the Christmas tree so that she can give it to her foxes.

Inside Michael's Apartment

Michael: But first, its time to clean.

(Timelapse of cleaning)

Michael: (Kitty meows) Nice kitty.

Outside Michael's Apartment

Michael: Okay, so you're taking this tree. What, what do the foxes do with them?

Jessi: Well, I'm hoping that they'll just destroy it.

Michael: Oh, so they just need a chew toy?

Jessi: Yeah, just destroy it, that would be the best thing that could happen. She'll probably pee all over it first.

Michael: Cool.

Jessi: Cath'll probably be very scared of it and then eventually eat it.

Michael: Okay, tree is in the van. (Group cheers) That was easy, I didn't know how to get rid of a tree otherwise but I saw you said something to Matthew Gaydos about his tree, I think.

Jessi: Mhmm, mhmm

Michael: This was easy.

Inside Michael's Apartment

Michael: Apparently I was super tired because I, I ended up falling asleep on the couch and taking a six hour nap. I finally got yesterday's video edited and uploaded, and now I'm kinda tired again so I'm probably just gonna go to bed. So if this video is shorter than you'd like it to be, I'm sorry. If you want, you can imagine me passed out on the couch and that's what the rest of my day looked like. I will make an effort to be more interesting tomorrow. Thanks for watching, I'll see you tomorrow.