Boobs On The Ceiling

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Episode Information[edit | edit source]

Date of video
September 14th, 2015
Date of upload
October 27th, 2015
Duration
5 minutes 58 seconds
Edited by
Michael Aranda
Logan George
Appearances by
Michael Aranda
Stefan Chin
Glenn Kneebone
Nicole Sweeney
Katelyn Salem
Sara Aranda
Brought to you by
Debbie Chute
Ronja Jaanu
Kate Matthews

Location[edit | edit source]

Missoula, Montana
EcoGeek Offices
Market On Front
University of Montana
Caffè Dolce
Chipotle

Weather[edit | edit source]

Clear

Temperature: 57°F/14°C

Wind: 4.6 mph

Humidity: 61%

Anthropometry[edit | edit source]

Weight: 180.5 lbs/81.9 kg

Body Fat: 20.7%

Heart Rate: 64 bpm

Blood Pressure: 117/80 mmHg

Season Four Stats[edit | edit source]

Distance
Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km
Cycled: 100.5 mi/161 km
Driven: 4185 mi/6735 km
Flown: 6410 mi/10316 km
Food
Boloco: 1
Bobby's Burger Palace: 2
Burger King: 3
Burger's Priest: 1
Caffe Dolce: 3
Chipotle: 7
Cold Stone: 4
Dairy Queen: 1
Denny's: 1
Domino's: 3
Earl of Sandwich: 1
Finn & Porter: 1
Fuddruckers: 1
Hero Certified Burgers: 2
HuHot: 2
In-N-Out: 1
Jimmy John's: 2
Lil' Orbits: 2
Lizzy's: 1
Lucky Red: 1
Market On Front: 12
McDonald's: 4
Mike's Pastry: 1
One Hour: 1
Pita Pit: 2
Pizza Hut: 3
Potbelly: 1
Quiznos: 12
The Squealing Pig: 1
Subway: 1
Sweet Peaks: 2
Tagliare: 3
Tamarack: 1
Tasty Burger: 1
UC Food Court: 1
Wendy's: 1
Wok N Talk: 2
Yogurty's: 2
Misc
Flights: 8
Gym Visits: 1
Haircuts: 1
Papyrus: 4
Plane Issues: 1

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Michael's Apartment

Michael: Another day, another round of Sara and Patrick cooking in the kitchen.

Patrick: Yeahhh haha.

(Laughter)

Michael: That really excited you, old hut. What are you making?

Sara: Uhh sourdough bread.

Michael: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Are you ready for work?

Stefan: Ahhh yeah. I'm packing.

Michael: For work?

Stefan: Yeah.

Michael: Hi cat. Bye other cat.

Michael's Car

Michael: You know, for the last three weeks, four weeks, month? I don't know. For the last some period of time, I've been finding it more and more difficult to shut out feelings of anxiety in my life. Which I think is really strange because I'm almost thirty years old and for most of those thirty years, I've just been very capable of, whenever I feel any sort of negative feeling, I can just think 'I don't want to feel that' and then it goes away. I can like shut it out, force it out.

But within the last month, I don't know what's different. I, I, I find that negative feelings stick to me more and I don't like it. There've been two or three days in the last month where I've just sort of felt sad and anxious all day long and I can't make it go away and eventually it just kind of like wears itself of but I don't know, I don't know what's happening.

Sure hope it isn't a trend that continues throughout my life. Being a sad, anxious old man does not sound appealing to me.

EcoGeek Offices

Michael: You guys are getting big.

Today, we are recording paper soundeffects. By we, I mean me but you're watching so its kind of like you're helping. (Sounds of paper being waved) That should do it.

Outside Walking

Michael: Now it's time for class but on the way, since I'm walking, I'm gonna stop at Market on Front and get myself a Fruity Bird. Delicious, delicious sandwich.

So I'm walking today because parking is so stupid, especially before noon. I just don't wanna deal with it.

University of Montana

Professor: So, in this chapter our goal is to keep track of a particle's position, velocity and acceleration as a function of time.

Michael's Car

Michael: I'm all done at work and school for the day. I'm heading back to my apartment. We're gonna pick up my sister and her boyfriend and probably some other people too and we're gonna go to Caffe Dolce.

Glenn's Car

Michael: It got all flustery and stuff. (Glenn smiles) You smiled as if it were your fault.

Glenn: Muhahahaa.

Michael: We're on our way to Caffe Dolce. You guys excited?

Patrick: Yeahhh!

Michael: For the lamb burgers.

Patrick: I don't think I've ever been there before.

Michael: There's also boobs on the ceiling.

(Laughter)

Patrick: Hey, hey, why not.

Caffe Dolce

Michael: I've come to the conclusion that Patrick has a uhh sorta similar vibe to Joshua Voiles, whom many of you are deeply in love with.

How do you drink wine?

Patrick: What do you mean how do I drink it?

Michael: The, these

Patrick: It's just kinda like this. (Sara laughs) It's kinda like that.

Michael: Okay.

Sara: That's alright.

Michael: New life goal is to get Patrick and Joshua Voiles in the same room at some point in our lives. This needs in happen.

Stefan: I think it's a match made in heaven.

Michael: How was your lamb burger experience?

Patrick: Uhh, it was very very-

Sara: It was amazing.

Patrick: Very tasty. Richhh! Very richhh.

Nicole: Eggs?

Stefan: Eggs.

Nicole: And bacon.

Stefan: Bacon.

Nicole: And-

Stefan: Croissant. And croissant.

(Group makes various pronunciations of croissant)

Michael's Car

Michael: Well, now that we're done with dinner, I gotta go to Chipotle for day four of the one hundred Chipotle day challenge. One hundred days of Chipotle challenge of-

Katelyn: Are you actually, I guess you technically have to eat at least some of it. Just uh -

Michael: Yeah, I'm not gonna eat it right now though. I just, they close in half an hour so I'm gonna get it and then you know, go home, probably play some video games and then when I get hungry, I'll have, I'll have Chipotle.

Katelyn: It'll be like a midnight snack.

Michael: Yeah, yeah! If I actually eat at Chipotle that much, do you think they'll give me a free meal?

Katelyn: I don't know, probably not. I don't know of many places that do that anymore. Other than-

Michael: The places that, that do that around here are locally owned.

Katelyn: Right.

Michael: Like at Tagliare, I eat there a lot and sometimes they'll be like 'This one's on us'.

Katelyn: I don't that any corporations will do that.

Michael: Yeah, heartless corporations. These chain restaurants coming into our town and bringing delicious burritos.

(Chipotle Footage)

Michael: So coming to Chipotle in the evening is way faster. We were inside for maybe a hundred seconds.

Katelyn: Cos it was close to the workers putting everything away. They were even making themselves burritos.

Michael: Yeahh, it was, there was literally no one in the line. I just walked up and said 'Hi, I would like a salad please with no rice and no beans and double chicken and tomatoes and corn and cheese please'.

Katelyn: No vinaigrette.

Michael: Yeah, no vinaigrette. He tried to give me vinaigrette and I was like 'No'.