Blazin'
Episode Information[edit | edit source]
- Date of video
- May 29th, 2014
- Date of upload
- May 31st, 2014
- Duration
- 4 minutes 52 seconds
- Edited by
- Michael Aranda
- Appearances by
- Michael Aranda
- Caitlin Hofmeister
- Stefan Chin
- Katelyn Salem
- Danni Johnston
- Kristen Franklin
- Valerie Barr
- Matthew Gaydos
- Index
Locations[edit | edit source]
- Missoula, Montana
- Michael Aranda's Apartment
- Monkey Bar Gymnasium
- Michael Aranda's Ford Mustang
- Walmart
- EcoGeek Office
- Buffalo Wild Wings
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Michael Aranda's Apartment
(Birds are twittering in the background as Michael looks out over the view of mountains and clouds from his balcony)
Michael Aranda: It's not even 6 am and I've already uploaded two videos today. And now I'm on my way to the gym.
Monkey Bar Gymnasium
(There is a workout listed as 40/20 x 25 min for jump rope, sit outs, swimmers, burps, and box step ups)
Michael's Ford Mustang
Michael: That was thoroughly exhausting. I collapsed onto the floor for probably six or seven minutes after that was done. Huuuuuuuueeue. Now I'm steaming up the car.
Walmart
Michael: Now it's time to get some shoppin' done.
(Bacon slap, sort of)
Michael: This pack of bacon didn't slap the bottom of the basket like the satisfying way that is usually does.
Michael's Apartment Parking Lot
Michael: Freshly showered. Now it's time to go to work.
EcoGeek Office
Michael: We're about to film some hardcore SciShow.
Stefan Chin: SciShooooow.
Caitlin Hoffmeister: (faint and high pitched) Scishooooooow.
Michael: SciShow Space. Brought to you by Dr. Pepper. (Michael takes a drink from his Dr. Pepper). Ahhh.
Caitlin: Here at SciShow Space we sometimes talk about gravitational lensing when we talk about the discovery of new celestial objects.
Stefan: In close.
Caitlin: There's…I didn't really pause. Sorry.
Michael: There was more of a pause than when you first —
Caitlin: Before?
Stefan: I liked the other one.
Elsewhere in the EcoGeek Office
Michael: I just got off the phone with the guys who print my shirts annnd it's sounds like the new Michael Aranda shirts will, in fact, be ready for VidCon. So that's exciting. I think I'll be ready to reveal the new design in a week or so.
EcoGeek Parking Lot
Michael: It's five-o-clock. Time to go home.
Michael's Apartment
Michael: I just ran 8 miles in one hour eleven minutes and eleven seconds. So that means I should play at the lottery according to Katelyn. Katelyn are you ready for wings?
Katelyn Salem: No.
Michael: No? Stefan are you ready for wings?
Stefan: Yes.
Michael: Ok, let's go. Katelyn can catch up later.
Buffalo Wild Wings
Michael: Danni just ordered Blazin' wings. Let me show you the chart. This is the hierarchy of spiceness. Let's just go all the way to the bottom to the spiciest one. Blazin'.
Danni Johnston: I got one for each of us to have Blazing wing.
Stefan: Oooooo. Ehheugh!
Matt Gaydos: That's not good. That's the worst idea.
(A label reads "Warning: Blaxin"Sauce May irritate eyes or skin. Wash with large amounts of water!")
Kristen Franklin: I don't know if you want it on sauce.
Michael: Danni's got her Blazing wing.
(Danni touches the tip of her tongue to the wing)
Stefan: Don't do that. Just, just.
Danni: Hooo.
Kristen: Yeah, just bite it.
Danni: Hooo.
Matt: Go for it.
Valerie Barr: I can smell it. It just like attacked my nose. I really don't want to do this.
(Danni and Kristen each take a bite of the Blazin' wings)
Kristen: It's got a little kick to it. (Danni makes an uncomfortable face)
Valeria: It like does —
Matt: Oh ho. It burns the nostrils. Where's the smallest one?
'Valerie: I know. That's what I…
Danni: Oh my gosh. This was a bad idea.
(Stefan chuckles)
Kristen: I feel pretty okay.
Valerie: There's… I don't want to eat this.
(Stefan takes a very large bite)
Stefan: I mean, it's okay so far.
Michael: How's it feel?
Matt: Burn-y. Like, it already feels like f, like an oven. Like fire in your mouth. It's not just spicy.
Stefan: The first bite was okay.
Valerie: (speaking to Danni) Your tongue is so red.
Stefan: (takes a sharp inhale and everyone laughs) It's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Maybe it'll catch up.
Michael's Apartment
Michael: Hey kitty, want some Blazin' wings? Mmmmm. I didn't have any of the Blazin' wings at Buffalo Wild Wings because I prefer to torture myself in the privacy of my own home. So…here we go. (takes a bite). So, I have a canker sore or something over here and that's already hurting. I didn't think to bring a glass of water over here with me. (opens the fridge, grabs a Gatorade, and takes a drink).
Katelyn: Sounds urgent.
Michael: Ahh. It's not the most terrible thing in the world. But that is pretty hot. I'm starting to sweat. (clears throat). I think one Blazin' wing is probably enough for a life time.