Bike Lock
Episode Information[edit | edit source]
- Date of video
- August 20th, 2015
- Date of upload
- October 1st, 2015
- Duration
- 5 minutes 25 seconds
- Edited by
- Michael Aranda
- Logan George
- Appearances by
- Michael Aranda
- Glenn Kneebone
- Katelyn Salem
- Brought to you by
- Shay Nieman
- Judson Howie
- Brittany George
Location[edit | edit source]
- Missoula, Montana
- Quizno's
- EcoGeek Offices
Weather[edit | edit source]
Haze
Temperature: 60°F/16°C
Wind: 3.0 mph
Humidity: 53%
Anthropometry[edit | edit source]
Weight: 184.2 lbs/83.6 kg
Body Fat: 21.8%
Heart Rate: 62 bpm
Blood Pressure: 113/74 mmhg
Season Four Stats[edit | edit source]
- Distance
- Jogged: 22.8 mi/35 km
- Cycled: 63.7 mi/101 km
- Driven: 1968 mi/3167 km
- Flown: 2459 mi/3957 km
- Food
- Boloco: 1
- Bobby's Burger Palace: 2
- Burger King: 3
- Caffe Dolce: 1
- Chipotle: 1
- Denny's: 1
- Domino's: 1
- Earl of Sandwich: 1
- Finn & Porter: 1
- Fuddruckers: 1
- HuHot: 1
- In-N-Out: 1
- Jimmy John's: 1
- Lizzy's: 1
- Market On Front: 7
- McDonald's: 3
- Mike's Pastry: 1
- Pita Pit: 1
- Pizza Hut: 1
- Quizno's: 5
- Sweet Peaks: 2
- The Squealing Pig: 1
- Tagliare: 2
- Tamarack: 1
- Tasty Burger: 1
- Wendy's: 1
- Wok N Talk: 2
- Misc
- Flights: 4
- Gym Visits: 1
- Haircuts: 1
- Papyrus: 3
- Plane Issues: 1
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Michael's Balcony
Michael: Once again it's really, really smoky today. Actually, I don't know if I can see these mountains at all over there.
Parking Lot
Michael: Hi kitty!
Katelyn: Hi! You're very dirty. Looks like he was shaved right here. Maybe he had some kind of hip surgery or something at some point.
Michael: Or maybe he just licks himself a lot.
Katelyn: That could be too!
Michael on bike
Michael: Today I am testing out the efficacy of wearing a lavalier mic while biking. I'm curious how much wind it's picking up.
At Quizno's
Quizno's employee: Hullo!
Michael: Hi! Can I do a large classic Italian on the japapeno cheddar?
Quizno's employee: For here or to-go?
Michael: To-go. Please.
Dave, do you own this franchise?
Dave: No, my wife does. I'm her slave.
Michael: Thank you very much!
Dave: Have a good one.
Michael: You too.
Outside of Quizno's
Michael: I stopped at Quizno's and then I came back out to my bike and I can't unlock it. The lock won't unlock. I don't know what's going on.
(a couple of hours later)
Michael: Well, at this point I've been stuck here a couple of hours. Several people have tried to get it off and nothing was working so I just called a locksmith. It's gonna be like 80 bucks. They're gonna come down and cut it off and I'll replace it with this.
Michael on bike
Michael: Well, that was a bit of a nightmare. I had to spend 80 bucks to have that thing cut off, another 40 bucks on another lock. I would've much rather spent that money on Chipotle burritos.
The office
Michael: Well, I got to work pretty late.
Finished up an episode of CrashCourse Kids.
Still very smokey out there. Maybe hazy is the correct term.
Outside of the office
Michael: Goodbye, pigeon! See you next week. Bye, baby pigeons.
Michael on bike
(hazy bike footage with gloomy music)
Parking Lot
Michael: That was 4 minutes 36 seconds per mile. Mission accomplished.
(Later)
Michael: Glenn has been gracious enough to lend me his iPhone 6 regular, so that I can amount this on my bike, compare it to the footage from this camera to see if this one jiggles less than the iPhone 6 Plus. Ready?
Glenn: Let's go for it!
Michael: Okay. Here is some iPhone 6 Plus footage. And a car. And two cars.
(Bike footage)
And here is some iPhone 6 footage.
(More bike footage)
Michael: As far as I can tell the iPhone 6 regular version has none of the jello artifacts that plague the 6 Plus, so I think we have indeed found that the.. the optical image stabilisation, which is in the iPhone 6 Plus, exacerbates the jello-y-ness, when there's a very fine vibration going through the phone.
Thank for your assistance in solving this mystery!
Glenn: You're welcome!
Michael: Now I just need to decide what to do about my next phone.
Michael's car
Michael: Another night, another trip to Burger King.
Katelyn: Ssshhh! Don't let the diet fairy hear you.
Michael: The diet fairy. I'm sure the diet fairy has been very upset with me for a long time.
Katelyn: It's such a small lens. It's like... it's a cute lens. Like if I were to buy a camera for like an American Girl Doll, this would be the size of the lens that they would have on the camera.
Michael: Theoretically, we will be leaving for Boulder, Colorado in eight and a half hours.
Katelyn: Theoretically in eight and a half hours?
Michael: If we leave at 7 in the morning...
Katelyn: Yeah!
Michael: ... we should get there at about 8 pm
Katelyn: Mhm. If we don't stop.
Michael: I figure it's possible that I might travel at a speed that is...
Katelyn: Speeding?
Michael: ...good. In such a manner to possibly offset the time taken up by pitstops. A.k.a. I wanna get there by 8.
Katelyn: What's so important that you need to be there by 8?
Michael: SLEEP!
(Later)
Michael: (to Burger King employee) Thank You!
Burger King Employee: You guys take it easy.
Katelyn: (beeping noises)
Michael: Wooo!