Autocross

Episode Information

Date of video

September 7th, 2015

Date of upload

October 18th, 2015

Duration

7 minutes 40 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Logan George

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Glenn Kneebone

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Brought to you by

Mike

Alex Ramos

Rachel S

Location

Missoula, Montana

Frenchtown, Montana

Frenchtown High School

Weather

Partly Cloudy

Temperature: 57°F/14C

Wind: Calm

Humidity: 57%

Anthropometry

Weight: 181.8 lbs/82.5 kg

Body Fat: 21.5%

Heart Rate: 58 bpm

Blood Pressure: No Data

Season Four Stats

Distance

Jogged: 26.5 mi/42 km

Cycled: 78.8 mi/126 km

Driven: 4015 mi/6462 km

Flown: 6410 mi/10316 km

Food

Boloco: 1

Bobby's Burger Palace: 2

Burger King: 4

Burger's Priest: 1

Caffe Dolce: 2

Chipotle: 3

Coldstone: 3

Dairy Queen: 1

Denny's: 1

Domino's: 3

Earl of Sandwich: 1

Finn & Porter: 1

Fuddruckers: 1

Hero Certified Burgers: 2

HuHot: 1

In-N-Out: 1

Jimmy John's: 1

Lil' Orbits: 2

Lizzy's: 1

Lucky Red: 1

Market On Front: 8

McDonald's: 4

Mike's Pastry: 1

One Hour: 1

Pita Pit: 2

Pizza Hut: 3

Potbelly: 1

Quizno's: 11

The Squealing Pig: 1

Subway: 1

Sweet Peaks: 2

Tagliare: 3

Tamarack: 1

Tasty Burger: 1

UC Food Court: 1

Wendy's: 1

Wok N Talk: 2

Yogurty's: 2

Misc

Flights: 8

Gym Visits: 1

Haircuts: 1

Papyrus: 4

Plane Issues: 1

Transcript

In Michael's Car

Michael: Today we are going to Frenchtown High School to watch Stefan do some autocross. There's a mustang on the track.

Parking Lot/Racetrack

(cars screeching)

Michael: How's it going?

Stefan: That was fun.

Nicole: Vroom vroom.

Stefan: Vroom vroom. I've got, I've got footage.

Michael: Ooo. Do you want my footage?

Stefan: Maybe. (laughter) Sure.

Michael: Do you wanna trade footage?

Stefan: Trade footage?

In Stefan's Car

Michael: Time to suit up. I don't remember how to put this on. Ahhh. Hello? Hello. Ohhaha! I knocked the microphone off the seat belt. I don't remember how this works.

Stefan: It comes around from the outside.

Michael: From the outside.

Stefan: Through once.

Michael: Through on-

Stefan: Or one of 'em.

Michael: One thing.

Stefan: And then it loops back out through both of them.

Michael: Out through both. And then, where's the clip? I just wanna, I just wanna strap it. I just wanna strap it. Oh there we go. Got it. Okay. How many gees am I going to experience?

Stefan: I don't know.

Michael: One gee?

Stefan: Uh, it's possible.

Michael: I feel like my head got fatter since the last time I put this helmet on. It feels like it's cutting off my facial circulation.

Stefan: Too many milkshakes?

Michael: Too many milkshakes. (laughs) There's a bee on your car. The bee is just hanging out.

Stefan: He ain't gonna be there for long.

Michael: Woo hoo!

Woah, geez.

(laughs)

Woo. I was just trying to imagine my mustang going through that that fast, there's no way! (Stefan laughs) There's no way. It feels like you're losing a lot of time just 'cause your tires aren't gripping.

Stefan: The tires on this car are noisy. They're just letting me know I'm at the limit. (Michael laughs) I can't go any further.

Michael: How do you feel about the way this track is laid out?

Stefan: Sh sh sh sh shhhh. It's alright, it's okay. It's, it's uh, it's, it's uh, there's a lot of, in all the, there's like these really sweeping corners, but then in the middle, there's a little kink, and I don't know how to do that.

Michael: Yeah.

Stefan: It's interesting. But it's good, going well.

In Michael's Car

Michael: So we left the, uh, the autocross area, Frenchtown high school, we're driving home, I'm minding my own business, and I look out the window and I see that the brand new Domino's is open. We can order Domino's now.

Glenn: Yay!

Michael: Ahhh! For so long our apartment has been outside of the Domino's delivery area but, no longer! I think we should celebrate!

Glenn: With pizza!

Michael: With pizza. Earlier I was like, man I just be healthy right now but no, the Domino's is open. This is a time for celebration. I really need to blow my nose right now, it's very like, stuffed up.

Michael's Apartment

Michael: Well thank you very much.

Domino's delivery guy: Thanks, have a good one.

Michael: You too. (cackles)

Look at this pile of kitties I just found. Oh yes, big yawn.

In Michael's Car

Michael: So I've been working on this same vlog for, I don't know like, four or five days at this point. Logan cut a bunch of it together, and then there was this, how do I even explain this? Just like I did at VidCon, there was a portion of this video where I stuck a wireless lavalier to my backpack, and then I basically just left the audio recording for like three hours, three and a half hours, something like that. So the process of going through this super long audio clip to pull out the stuff that's interesting is taking forever. I don't know why I thought it was such a good idea to begin with but, uh, next time I will certainly be more judicious with my recording time. There's a bunch of stuff in the audio that I don't have video for because, you know, the audio was going the entire time, but I only pulled out cameras and filmed every once in a while. So I'm thinking I might assemble all of the parts that I think are kind of interesting that don't have video and upload it as a separate unlisted video, like, I don't know, podcast sort of thing. And then link to that from the actual vlog video that goes live. I still, I don't think I'm gonna finish it tonight. This is gonna be like, the longest amount of time I've ever spent on a single video. Anyway, right now I'm picking Katelyn up from the airport. She flew home to go visit her parents over the weekend, and her flight just got in like, ten minutes ago.

Welcome to Missoula.

Katelyn: It's cold here.

Michael: It is kinda chilly here. Maybe that's why I got sick.

Katelyn: Again?

Michael: Well, the same sickness that I had at the end of last week.

Katelyn: Mmm. Yeah it was cold when I left. And it's still cold.

Michael: How was your trip?

Katelyn: Um, it was nice. We went on the lake and that was nice, and got to see family which was also nice.

Michael: You went on the lake?

Katelyn: Yep.

Michael: How do you go on a lake?

Katelyn: On a boat.

Michael: On a boat.

Katelyn: Go on a lake on a boat.

Michael: You left out a crucial piece of information.

Katelyn: If you owned a boat, you would understand.

Michael: Oh, well excuse me.

Katelyn: You need to turn left. You need to turn left.

Michael: Excuse me.

Katelyn: What are you doing? We're supposed to go left.

Michael: Well, excuse me.

Katelyn: Is this a shortcut?

Michael: Well, excuse me.

Michael's Apartment

Michael: This has been going on for several minutes. I can't imagine that that is comfortable for the human.

Glenn: No.

Michael: But the cat seems pleased. Just perusing some facebook?

Glenn: (laughs) Yep.

(Radius purrs)