Allergic to Cylons

Episode Information

Date of video

January 29th, 2014

Date of upload

January 30th, 2014

Duration

5 minutes 12 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Stefan Chin

Matthew Gaydos

Katelyn Salem

Kristina Horner

Joe Homes

Kristen Franklin

Alan Lastufka

Location

Missoula, Montana

Transcript

Michael's Apartment

Michael: So Joe woke up this morning, um, feeling a little... itchy.

Joe: Yeah, cat sad.

(Laughter)

Michael: Um, I neglected to tell them that I have cats and Joe is allergic so, sorry.

Joe: Yeah, I filmed a- I filmed a vlog this morning uh crying telling them that you were- you guys were really mean to me.

Kristina: Looks like he was up all night crying.

Joe: Yeah it looks really bad I don't know if its still puffy 'cause I went and got- yeah no I'm still pretty puffy.

(Joe moves very close to camera lens and takes off glasses)

Michael: It looks better than it did.

Joe: Yeah its pretty awful.

Michael: Tee hee hee

Later At A Table With Board Game Set Up

Kristen: What are you- what are you filming there Michael?

Stefan: Are you filming or are you instagramming?

Michael: It's time for another exciting episode of-

Stefan It's time..

Everyone: Battlestar Galactica!

Matthew: We should have planned that out.

Stefan: Hopefully I'm not alone.

Kristen: It's better improvised.

Matthew: You weren't alone last time.

Stefan: Well i started out alone, I always start out alone, and sometimes i end up alone.

Alan: Destiny cards first.

Stefan: I'm a human.

Kristen: Got it.

(Michael holds his card to screen, it says you are not a cylon)

Stefan: I'm so human.

Joe: Wait what happens when you run out of destiny cards?

Kristen: So human.

Alan: You just grab ten more.

Joe: Oh, okay.

Stefan: I've got a spleen, pancreas...

Matthew: Michael you gonna help?

Michael: I'm helping quite a bit.

Matthew: If we get seven or higher-

Michael: It's just seven or eight.

Stefan: Minus one morale.

Matthew: Seven or eight yeah, i discard two skill cards, so if we almost pass i have to discard two skill cards.

Kristen: Oh.

Matthew: If we fail its negative one morale and the current player discards two skill cards.

Katelyn: So yellow and green?

Stefan: I'm not gonna contribute.

Matthew: Of course you're not, cylon.

(Michael pointing at Kristen)

Michael: Cylon.

Kristen: Cylon.

Michael: Cylon.

Matthew: When we jump all the vipers go away as well as all of the like enemy ships.

Joe: Okay but we don't lose the vipers.

Kristina: The only things i can do are repairing or attacking which we don't need, i don't know why I'm looking at you, i'm not looking at you, or i can risk a raptor so i might just not go.

Michael: Risk a raptor why not that's what they're there for.

Katelyn: Sounds like cylon talk to me.

Joe: Ha, sounds like cylon talk to you.

Katelyn: Because I'm a cylon.

Matthew: We've risked three, and lost three.

Kristina: Okay I'm doing it I'm risking a raptor.

Michael: I mean we might as well use all of the resources we have.

Kristina: Wooh!

Matthew: Hey!

Kristina: So i need to look at this or destination.

Matthew: No.

Michael: You get to look at one or the other, whichever you prefer.

Kristina: Probably this.

Kristen: That, the crisis.

Stefan: But that- that seems like a cylon move.

Matthew: I mean that's- but we are gonna have one of those coming so if it's a three you wanna keep it if it's a one turn the bottom.

Kristina: We wanna keep this.

Michael: We just reached the halfway point so everyone's drawing new- new loyalty cards i have to draw two because of my characters uh boomer draws two during this phase, let's see what we got, okay, okay.

(Michael holds two cards up to camera, both say you are not a cylon)

Kristen: Gasp.

Kristen: I've already come out as a cylon so...

Matthew: Immediately reveal this card.

Stefan: Oh, you are a sympathizer.

Matthew: I'm a sympathizer, I don't know what that means, if at least one resource is half full or lower red you are moved to the brig thank goodness it is not otherwise you become a revealed cylon, what!?

(Laughter)

Matthew: You do not receive a super crisis card and may not activate the cylon fleet location, this is the worst possible outcome.

Kristina: You're like a super nerfed cylon.

Kristen: You got screwed man.

Stefan: You are revealed here where is your-

Matthew: I'm apparently a cylon.

Kristen: But here's the question were you a cylon to begin with?

Matthew: No!

Kristen: Oh, okay.

Matthew: Strait up human.

Stefan: It's impossible to win.

Joe: It's fifteen of everything.

Michael: Humans lost, Stephan was a cylon...

Stefan: I'm played it really well.

Michael: Kristen was a cylon, Matt was a cylon.

Joe: (In an accent) Not guilty, not guilty, I don't know what you're talking about.

Kristen: What is cylon?

Joe: Not guilty, what is cylon? I no- I do not understand, yes.

Later At Night After The Game

Michael: So Joe is allergic to cats as we've established, uh Stefan used to be allergic to cats but since living with my kitties seems to have developed some kind of immunity.

Stefan: Yeah.

Michael: Um do you guys think it's possible for Joe to ever uh get over this very serious problem.

(Kristina nods and Joe shakes his head)

Stefan: Only if he believes really hard.

Kristina: I think he has to want it, he has to want it as badly as i want it for him.

Joe: The thing is the only way for me to test that is to move for like several months into a place with cats and be sick for several months and then forget what it's like to be healthy so that I-

Kristina: No, look it his eyes look fine, he's happy.

Stefan: Yeah, I'm totally fine now.

Michael: Look at that kitty cuddle.

Kristina: Right I think it's worth it look how cute they are

(Cat scratches Stefan)

Stefan: Ow.

(Laughter)

Kristina: Okay, well ignore that but other than that look how cute they are.

Joe: Maybe if it was dogs.

Michael: There are special breeds that are better for people who are allergic.

Joe: Those are called poodles.

Michael: How have you guys enjoyed your Missoula trip?

Kristina: I liked it.

Joe: Dude ten out of ten.

Michael: Ten out of ten.

Kristina: Yeah, we ate delicious food we played fun games.

Joe: Would visit again.

Kristina: Yeah, yup.

Joe: It was rad.

Michael: But you're leaving tomorrow morning.

Kristina: Yeah but not because we want to because there's like life that we've gotta like go back to.

Michael: You could just move to Missoula.

Kristina: Yeaaah.

Joe: But there's cats here.

Kristina: But there's like a lot of snow, I mean I'm all about the cats here but there a lot of- i wouldn't get a cat here, i would want to get a cat here.

Joe: You wouldn't get a cat here?

Kristina: I wouldn't be able to get a cat here because you are unwilling to try.

Joe: Because there's too much snow.

Michael: Alright, good.

Stefan: I think he's more interested in breathing.

(Laughter)