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Episode Information

Date of video

March 21st, 2014

Date of upload

March 22nd, 2014

Duration

9 minuts 9 seconds

Edited by

Michael Aranda

Appearances by

Michael Aranda

Jessica Angelo

Stefan Chin

Katelyn Salem

Matthew Gaydos

Nick Jenkins

Kristen Franklin

Hank Green

Abby

Locations

Missoula, Montana

EcoGeek Office

Cold Stone Creamery

Michael Aranda's Temporary Apartment

IHOP

Transcript

EcoGeek Office

Michael Aranda: Hey dog. Are you ready to film some Crash Course?

Hank Green: Yeah, I guess.

Michael: Oh, I was asking Abby, but...

Hank: Oh.

Michael: Hank, are you ready to film some Crash Course?!

Hank: Yeah, I guess.

Cold Stone Creamery

Michael: We're at Cold Stone again. Everybody came this time. Except...

Nick Jenkins: Except Nick who didn't even get on camera.

Michael: Oh, sorry. I didn't turn the camera around enough. There are one thousand calories in the smallest cake-and-shake. I didn't know that, so I'm not having anything.

Michael's Temporary Apartment

Jessica:...in between, because I like the (inaudible) conveniencing. Most of the time it's just tv shows and older movies. But, I like going to the movie theater. I like buying...

Stefan Chin: Yeah, but in, in no case would you want the government to be regulating it.

Nick: Nooooo.

Jessica: No. Cause that's inconvenient for me. But I'm still (Laughing) I don't know.

Nick: It's not just inconvenient. It's alsoooooo, it puts too much power into the wrong people's hands.

Jessica: I mean, don't download things on the internet. Don't watch things you didn't pay for. Yeah don't.

Michael: Jessica's taking a quiz to figure out where her political alignments are.

Jessica: Let's see. It's processing. 4,7,9,12. I said that a little early.

Michael: Mmmm.

Jessica: (Pointing at logos on screen) Look at that GOP. That Libertarian, that Gree, if I get Green, I don't even know what I'm gonna.

Michael: What did you get? (Reading results) I side with Democrats on most political issues. Ninety-six percent.

(Nick laughs loudly and claps)

Stefan: Wow!

Michael: I mean, the reason that Nick thinks this is so funny is because this whole conversation started because Jessica claimed that she a is Republican.

Jessica: I didn't know. I just thought I was more Libertarian. I'm 59. I was fifty-nine percent right. I'm mostly, uh, Green. The Green party is a lot.

Michael: Republican is at the bottom of your list.

Jessica: With.

Michael: Twenty-four percent.

Jessica: No major issues. (Laughing)

Stefan: Ah, well I think we've learned something.

Michael: Yeeeeah.

Jessica: Yeah, because I'm a Democrat on social, domestic policy, environmental, foreign policy, science, economic, imm immigration, healthcare, education issues.

Nick: Uh, that means you are not a Republican.

Stefan: There are too many races living off your land.

Jessica: Killing everyone?

Nick: Sort of.

Michael: You're back lit right now. It's really dramatic.

Jessica: Can you see the headband?

Michael: No.

Jessica: Aww shoot.

Michael: He's wearing a headband.

Jessica: My headband.

Michael: Your headband.

Jessica: From my crimped head.

Nick: From your crimped (Laughs).

Stefan: Uhhhhhh.

Michael: Go on.

Nick: Oh. (Takes photo of Stefan)

Stefan: You will be picking a fantasy race and special power combination. You must use their unique racial traits and skills to conquer the surrounding regions and amass victory points.

Jessica: What game are we playing after this?

Michael: Are you done with this game, now?

(Nick laughs)

Jessica: Yeah.

Michael: Wow.

Jessica: It's really slow.

Hank: Well, it may never end.

Jessica: Oh god.

Michael: Who's winning?

(Abby barks)

Jessica: Probably you.

Nick: I think it's Katelyn.

Jessica: Ka, every time she's at 10. 10.

Katelyn Salem: You've got a lot too. You've been getting a lot.

Michael: Shhhhhhh.

Hank: Yeah, that sounded really defensive Katelyn.

(Laughter)'

Katelyn: Uh, I mean, yes, I'm winning. I'm totally winning.

Hank: Gotta make more food.

Michael: I got 117, you got 99. What you got?

Stefan: 63.

Michael: 63.

Jessica: 63?!

Michael: What you got?

Stefan: What did you get?

Jessica: 63. (Jessica and Stefan high five) Friendship!

Michael: Hank is attempting to play Cards Against Humanity and Banished at the same time.

Hank: Why aren't they working on the gathering hut, Michael?

(Everyone laughs)

Hank: Di, did I need to build a stock pile? Like, where were they taking the food they were gathering?

Michael: Uhm.

Hank: Were they drinkin' while they were gathering? The gathering hut was done. I assigned two people to gather. And then three.

Michael: They were probably gathering. You, you should probably stick a storage thing and a thing.

(Everyone chuckling)

Stefan: There are a lot of things.

Michael: So Matt Gaydos and Stefan Chin are in...

Stefan: Fierce competition.

Michael: Fierce competition to see who can reach....

Matt Gaydos: 6,000 subscribers.

Michael: 6,000 subscribers first. Where are you at? The...

Matt: I'm at like, 5,600 and something.

Michael: And you?

Stefan: Five nine thirty two. I also had a head start. But I also, already, alright. Let's back up. Because....

Matt: He, he had a, you alrea...no no no. You had a four hundred subscriber head start.

(Stefan pauses)

Stefan: But the thing is, I already hit 6,000, but then they removed a bunch of dead accounts.

Matt: Oh, ok.

Stefan: Cause I made a 6,000 subcribe, subscriber video and right after that, they removed a bunch and I went down to like 5,000.

Matt: Well, at least I'm not.

Stefan: So now, I'm almost back to 6,000. So, I'll repost my video.

Matt: Well, at least I don't have that embarrassment.

Michael: You should just make another one.

Stefan: Oh, ok.

Matt: I'll make one first though. I'm gonna hit 6,000.

Stefan: It's not gonna happen.

Matt: It's not gonna happen.

Stefan: It's not gonna happen.

Michael: So if you guys wanna help out, you can subscribe to one or both. Or non, you know.

Matt: If you wanna make it like a really close race....

Stefan: Yeah, yeah. Subscribe to me.

Mat: Subscribe to me. What? No. To get it like really close. And then we'll have...

Stefan: Yeah, I'm really close, so subscribe to me.

Matt: I don't like your logic.

Jessica: Pick my card and I'll subscribe. Pick it.

Kristen Franklin: You gonna let me wax, you should wax your chest.

Stefan: Oooh, can I wax your a**?

Katelyn: What if I get 6,000 subscribers? I've got, like, 130.

Michael: You've got 130. What do you have?

Jessica: If we put it together, we have 1130.

Michael: You have about a thousand. What do you have?

Kristen: I have, five hundred and somethin'. I don't know. I don't really count.

Matt: The race to 6,000 is on.

Katelyn: If the three of us hit 6,000.

Kristen: Guys, we all just need to post videos with our boobs as the thumbnail. That's how it works. We have an advantage here. The boobs.

Jessica: Yeah, I was only gonna wear bikinis in my videos.

Stefan: Bikinis.

Matt: We need bikinis.

Stefan: I'm gonna wax your bikini line. In a video. Is that ok?

Matt: (Thinking) Mmm, no.

Stefan: Bikinis.

(Michael chuckles)

Michael: (Reading Cards Against Humanity cards) When I pooped, what came out of my butt? David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning. A sad fat dragon with no friends. The Kool-Aid man.

Someone: Oooo yeah.

Michael: (Continuing with cards) Hurricane Katrina. Sweet, sweet vengeance. Huh. Huh.

Matt: Great. Great choices all around.

Michael: I....

Jessica: I'd appreciate it if you picked mine, because I have this going already.

Michael: I.........I don't want the Kool-Aid man. I'm not down with David Bowie. It's down to these three. Ok.

Stefan: Just go, use your heart.

Katelyn: Listen to your heart.

Kristen: Or your butt.

Stefan: Listen your butt.

Kristen: Listen to my butt.

Matt: (Singing) Listen to your butt.

Michael: Uhhhhm, I'm gonna go with Hurricane Katrina.

Jessica: Yeeeees. Yees.

Michael: Let's film each other now.

Jessica: Oh good.

Matt: I'm gonna say, are you proud that you got that choice on camera?

Jessica: Hell yeah.

(People chatting)

Michael: Hey kitty. Hey.

Stefan: Oh. Oh so cute.

Jessica: Ooooo. Ridiculous.

Michael: Matthew is flirting with the Roomba.

Matt: I'm, it's flirting with me.

Michael: (Chuckling) I'm pretty sure you started it.

Matt: Well, I turned it on.

Stefan: But he is not....

Michael: That's what I'm sayin'.

I'm not exactly sure what's happening right now. But.

Stefan: It's yoga. Someone broke Jessica.

(Jessica laughing)

Matt: A guy from Men in Black came in and folded you in half.

IHOP

Jessica: This morning I woke up, and I really wanted breakfast food. And now, I really don't want anything.

Michael: I'm sorry.

Jessica: I forgive you.

Katelyn: Because there's crepes. There's like, breakfast crepes.

Michael: What are you gonna do? You're looking at breakfast food.

Jessica: Ehhhh, I know but I just being polite so I'm probably just gonna get. No. And that's that.

Michael: Matt Gaydos ordered some milk. Katelyn wondered if it would give him a milk mustache. Or get in his, yeah, and it does. Like.

Kristen: Disgustingly so.

Michael: The physics of the situation did indeed place milk into his mustache. Are you satisfied?

Katelyn: Yes. Very satisfied.

Matt: It's the sacrifice you have to make to have an awesome beard.

Kristen: Or you could just use a straw.

Jessica: Well they gave me a straw.

Michael: Jessica.

Jessica: Yea?

Michael: Somebody on, uh, the video I posted today asked if your homework is done.

(Matt chuckles)

Jessica: Did they though?

Michael: Yeah, they did.

Jessica: Wee, in, in my response, I'm gonna say that (incriminatingly) that Katelyn waited until the night before to do her homework. So I'm deflecting.

Katelyn: (Mouth full of food) When is it due?

Jessica: What did I do?

Katelyn: No, when is your's due?

Jessica: Mine's not due until Tuesday.

Katelyn: Ooooh, so you have until Monday.

Jessica: Yeah.

Michael: How's that syrup party doing?

Matt: Pouring real well.

Michael: Yeah. Thanks for the refill.

Jessica: Thank you.

Michael: I guess it's not really a refill. It's just another cup.

Jessica: A brand new one?

Matt: Additional fill.

(Matt talking quietly to others on his side of the table about chicken and waffles)

(Michael and Stefan bobbing heads to IHOP music)

Michael: Mmm.